This is a তালিকা of well, How to tell when আপনি are obsessed with PJO. The *'s mean how much something applies personally to me. If I actually do it অথবা want it অথবা somethin' ENJOY :D
আপনি Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
আপনি go to the Empire State Building and আপনি ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and আপনি scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time আপনি use the Internet, আপনি thank Hermes.
When আপনি see Harry Potter, আপনি think of Percy with glasses. *
আপনি burn খাবার to see if it smells good. *
আপনি see an owl, আপনি go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
আপনি think that your পছন্দ singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to আপনি dies and আপনি give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and আপনি create a PJO family.
আপনি go on a cruise and আপনি hope the নৌকা isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a নৌকা and আপনি pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and আপনি hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast আপনি out of the air. *
আপনি go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
আপনি find your true প্রণয় and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
আপনি think George গুল্ম is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with আপনি everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
আপনি get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
আপনি get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
আপনি sometimes try to control water. ***
আপনি don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to গুগুল maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, আপনি claim আপনি have ADHD অথবা dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
আপনি yell "Annabeth!" every time আপনি see a NY Yankees hat.
আপনি make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime আপনি see an কমলা shirt, আপনি look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
আপনি are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When আপনি see/hear about anything mythology-related, আপনি talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York অথবা San Francisco-related.
আপনি are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
আপনি are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
আপনি claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your বন্ধু argue with you. *****
আপনি have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
আপনি carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time আপনি pick up a pen, আপনি think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time আপনি play dodge ball, আপনি bring a suit of armor.
আপনি go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
আপনি find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, আপনি yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO আপনি প্রণয় ANNOYING ME?!"
আপনি stuff your Harry Potter বই in the back of your closet so আপনি have some আরো places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, আপনি say: "I hope আপনি shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, আপনি burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
আপনি pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) আপনি scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, আপনি pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
আপনি are known to scream names of the characters at যেভাবে খুশী times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
আপনি pray to Athena when আপনি don’t study for a math test.
And when আপনি flunk ব্যক্ত test, আপনি blame her irritation on Percabeth.
আপনি make a তালিকা of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy আরো than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also আপনি might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When আপনি steal your friend's pen আপনি believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and আপনি thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
আপনি write অনুরাগী fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds আপনি from the computer, আপনি blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
আপনি want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
আপনি give all your বন্ধু god parents **
আপনি ক্যুইজ fellow অনুরাগী on the minor gods and win. **
আপনি spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
আপনি plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
আপনি imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
আপনি get your parents to start পাঠ করা PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
আপনি think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
আপনি have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
আপনি want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a নিরাপদ deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks আপনি need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
আপনি blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
আপনি imagine যেভাবে খুশী unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one ব্রেভ soul unaware of your obsession broaches the প্রশ্ন of why আপনি were laughing, আপনি try to explain. **
They think আপনি are nuts because আপনি are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
আপনি think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
আপনি know you're obsessed when আপনি lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
আপনি think all the জনপ্রিয় girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
আপনি go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
আপনি read page 287 of BotL over and over again অথবা say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
আপনি and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada অথবা Canadians. ***
আপনি and your PJO obsessed friend start a অনুরাগী club with only আপনি two in it.***
আপনি get other people obsessed. ******
আপনি know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your পছন্দ quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
আপনি and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, আপনি give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time আপনি see a guy in a wheelchair আপনি think "Chiron!!” *
আপনি find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, আপনি take the oath of the hunters
when আপনি burn yourself, আপনি curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter পরবর্তি to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who আপনি really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when আপনি are wearing shoes. **
আপনি checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
আপনি know which pages the good parts are on. ****
আপনি suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
আপনি start hearing Percabeth in every song আপনি hear. *
আপনি started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
আপনি start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
আপনি never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
আপনি ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
আপনি start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each দিন আপনি check every অনুরাগী site আপনি know of for new information. *
আপনি try to figure out how much খাবার dye আপনি need to turn চকোলেট chip বিস্কুট blue.
আপনি make references to it in school reports and/or to বন্ধু that haven’t read it. **
The first thing আপনি ask someone when আপনি meet them is, “Have আপনি read PJO?” ***
আপনি yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever আপনি enter a boat.
আপনি curse a god/goddess a lot.
আপনি have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
আপনি know PJO better than most sane people ******
আপনি have লিঙ্ক to every great PJO site *****
আপনি beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
আপনি add things to the তালিকা every দিন **
আপনি know what আপনি would do if আপনি were Percy *
আপনি argue with your বন্ধু about if Nico should turn evil অথবা not (NOT!)
At least half of your বন্ধু have read all the PJO, অথবা are going to in the very near future ***
আপনি wish আপনি could find a রামধনু to see if Iris messages work **
আপনি give বন্ধু and yourself a godly parent, **
আপনি are trying to learn Greek *****
আপনি keep thinking about one of the PJO বই when আপনি go on a trip. ***
আপনি think of Percy every time আপনি see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
আপনি have an instant crush on Nico! **
আপনি just have to research আরো about Greek mythology ******
আপনি want to learn Latin ***
আপনি copy/paste this onto your পরিলেখ ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a ক্রুশ over *****
আপনি have taken every test আপনি can find about what demigod parent আপনি would/do/should have, and your trying to get your বন্ধু to****
আপনি make sure all of your বন্ধু (Or most of them), have an idea about what আপনি say when talking about PJO ****
Your বন্ধু (At least one), think আপনি are obsessed with PJO, and আপনি agree **********
আপনি have one অথবা আরো things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks আপনি why, আপনি tell them******
আপনি have something on your school things (Or প্রথমপাতা things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and আপনি don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when আপনি read this********************
আপনি own every single book***
আপনি are planning on adding a lot আরো things to this তালিকা **
আপনি call yourself a demigod ******
আপনি wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
আপনি plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
আপনি find yourself praying to a যেভাবে খুশী god when আপনি didn't study for a math test because আপনি were too busy পাঠ করা PJO
You’ve called someone আপনি know a satyr.
আপনি have AP European History and আপনি wish Annabeth could tutor আপনি about all the architects আপনি have to know.
And that’s how আপনি know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
Try it :D