a blond having a bad দিন walk into the bathroom with a pencil in one hand and a tampon in the other, when she's finished she says where did my pencil go??
Once there were 2 zebras,one জেব্রা asks the other: "am i white with black stripes,or black with white stripes? The other উত্তর "ask God" That night before the first জেব্রা went to bed, he prayed.God replied..."You are what আপনি are" The জেব্রা was confused দ্বারা this & the পরবর্তি দিন he asked the secound জেব্রা what it ment.the secound জেব্রা replied..."I guess আপনি are white with black stripes,otherwise god would have said,'yo is what yo is'.".......sorry its a little mean...
ok. a man ran into another man and thought it was a woman and ব্যক্ত নমস্কার your very cute and the other man ব্যক্ত help me hlep me.....then came the cops and there was a woman cop and the man ব্যক্ত so how are আপনি man and she ব্যক্ত give me the cuffs......
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listen i know u want to fit in with me cuz.. but u cant ok u stay on ur side dont talk to me cause im mad at u...