In your opinion, what would the most epic movie in the world be like?

A movie where the song "Never gonna give আপনি up" would play the entire time.
Largest Rick Rolling action ever.

Absolutly nothing for two hours. Maybe once and a while a butterfly

It would তারকা me, of course,& the male তারকা would be (obviously) Russell Brand, & it would be about us & our lives, how we live in this epic world that i control, all my বন্ধু live happily ever after, all the ppl i hate drown in oatmeal...XD

Ninjas vs. Pirates.
With Chuck Norris in it.
And dinosaurs.
And time travel.
And really cool rain boots, preferably with rubber ducks on them.

where the bad guys win

My বন্ধু running in a field and I hit them and ব্যক্ত "Omg snack attack!!!!!" and hit them all with honey buns.

It would be called "Coraline".

The Word EPIC written on screen with Bold for 165 minutes,and then the word "Fail" appears পরবর্তি to it for the rest 15 mins.

Chuck Norris starring Chuck Norris.

Like the classic ones they used to make, like 'Wizard of Oz' and stuff not like the 'Camp Rock'and 'in 3D!' stuff they do now XP