What? Uhm... Oh yeah! This is Tad, he is an old 69 বছর guy I hired to follow me around and be my assistant. He can get a little touchy sometimes, so I wouldn't get too close. Besides all the touchy, breathing heavily on me during night, and him calling us soulmates, he's not a bad guy. Maybe.
Oh, him? That's just সালাদ Fingers. Don't mind him. He doesn't bite. Unless you're Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxtor, অথবা Jeremy Fisher, that is.
You... can see him? My Shinigami?! Have আপনি touced a page from my Death Note? Well, that's Ryuk. He used to follow Light around until he died, so he gave me his Death Note when he got bored in trade for some apples.
plz tell me its not u *looks back* AHHHH!!! IT IS আপনি UK ITS NOT KOOL TO STALK PEOPLE! *backs away and runs into the hall screaming* DAD CALL DA POLIECE!!!!!!! হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ jk idk if u would stalk me but.. its not u হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ its a vampire whos gonna make me like him yey! (i wish) but really its my chair :( not exciting