Well, yeah, when আপনি steal cookies, expect that the owner of those বিস্কুট is gonna come after you. That's a lesson I learned the hard way. What's gonna happen is that the moment আপনি step outside, the হাতি - whose name is যীশু (pronounced hay-suess) - will challenge আপনি to a rock paper scissors match. Best of thirteen. If আপনি manage to beat him, আপনি get to keep the cookies. Good luck!
Remember all those times someone called আপনি trying to sell something and আপনি hung up on them? Well, that sales guy was the elephant. The হাতি is an IzzyOzera eating zombie, that's why he's blue and পরাকাষ্ঠা spotted. He's come for revenge. I suggest আপনি flee to Mexico, আপনি can borrow my emergency tripod.