"I haven't got time to answer this same প্রশ্ন for the third time, the সেকেন্ড time was already a waste of time and I feel really bad of that so I shouldn't have done it.I'm still answering this প্রশ্ন though."
Hahah, imagine saying this after you're actually being asked if আপনি প্রণয় someone. Good for a 10-seconds laugh.
I've read the other উত্তর as well. I guess they sound romantic, but there's so much cursing. I guess it's called 'Chuck Norris' অথবা 'Duke Nukem' romance. Most Americans say 'I প্রণয় you', REAL Americans say 'Fuck off'.