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What's the weirdest thing one of your বন্ধু has ever said?

Jace: আপনি can express yourself… just not good feelings. *crams a bunch of খাবার in his mouth*

Stephen: *blink* আপনি keep eating this cafeteria food, you’re going to die before we get home! *bursts out laughing*

Jace: Oh, ha, ha, very funny. At least I actually know how to get myself laid. *eats some soup*

Stephen: *chokes and spits out milk* What the hell, Jace?! *punches him out of his seat*
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GaGaBoi said:
One day, last বছর I think it was, one of my বন্ধু Shaun randomly ব্যক্ত '' have আপনি ever thought about what it would be like to have Sex with a dead person? ''. I replied '' um.... NO '', then he ব্যক্ত '' I have, quite often actually, i was walking past the cemetary and I randomly got a boner, it was so odd ''.


I bet he'll be in jail দ্বারা the time he's 20.
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omg i have a guy named shawn at my school who will probly be in jail the সেকেন্ড he gets outta high school. possibly sooner. and he would totally say something like that... today he came to school without washing/brushing his hair so he had super bad bedhead. it looked like he put his finger in an outlet.
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MJ_My_Love said:
I was talking to my বন্ধু at school, we were sitting down at a table. Then out of no where, my other friend, Davin, runs past us yelling,"Like A Virgin! Touched For The Very First Time!"
That was SO weird O_o
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I can tell XDXD
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mrsspencereid said:
ok so we had this horrible sub, miss bowers, and a bunch of the guys were screwing off.
Hayden (doing inapropriate dances while standing on a desk)

Alec pushes him down and then practically all the guys circled up on him and started pretending to beat him up.

my friend Jenna looks at me and says: that wasnt weird at ALL...

which it really wasnt. the ppl at my school are really odd...
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bieberlover952 said:
me:what the heck!!!!

friend:we are gonna go all ninja up on them!!!!

me:hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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LMAO!! XD that's happened to me before too! xD
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friendsfan101 said:
"I had a dream about the two of আপনি guys last night."

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AaaaaGirlygirl said:
Ok well me and my বন্ধু were at lunch in tha cafeteria. We're just sitting there talking and my friend John randomly yells out "I AM MAD!" the whole cafeteria goes quiet and it seems everyone is looking at us. Then he says "and French Fries die without a cause." I have no idea what's wrong with that guy! Lolz he's so যেভাবে খুশী and crazy all tha time.
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হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ whenever me অথবা one of my বন্ধু say something innapropriate in art, the room unavoidably gets all quiet. and then my cuzin robert will be like, "awkward silence!!!"
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CourtneyFan17 said:
Okay,

Madison: Did আপনি know guys can get pregnant?

Me: No.

Madison: It's true. It's found in ages 7 and 45.

Me: Oh really *rolls eyes*

Madison: Mhm, look at this pregnant little boy. *hands picture*

Me: Um. (The picture is of her brother as a kid, he was chubby.)

It wasn't weird, আরো like stupid...
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XD awwww poor lil bro!!!!!
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And she was serious...?
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sunflower132 said:
"Together, we can stop graveyard babies"
That's actually probably not the weirdest thing one of my বন্ধু has ever ব্যক্ত but it's one of the many.
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Stellawinx4eva said:
Okay so its was one sunny and hot দিন and me and my bffs were sitting under a big বৃক্ষ in my backyard and then my friend/cousins Marquce and he just asked 'Serene why are আপনি crazy'and i ব্যক্ত 'why would আপনি wanna know'and he ব্যক্ত 'well i wonder about আপনি sometimes' and he busted out "OMG I AM SURROUND দ্বারা HOT GIRLS THATS MY BFFS/COUSINS because were his cousins and BFFS and he climbed up the বৃক্ষ and was screaming 'OMG I AM SURROUNDED দ্বারা MY HOT COUSINS.YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME TURN GAY SERENE AND IF I TURN GAY I WILL COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU.Me and my other friends/cousins Crizzy (her names Christina)and Jackie looked at him like "WTF? 0_O"
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tellymaster said:
Friend: "I'm terrified of cockroaches. One time I hit one with a fly swatter 15 times and it was still twitching."

Me: "You could just flush it down the toilet."

Friend: "Yeah, but I'm always afraid that they'll crawl back up the toilet."

Me: "They...what? They'll drown!"

Friend: "NO THEY WON'T! They're invincible!"

I প্রণয় her for that though. :D It was the only one I could think of. All the other ones came from me...
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E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
TWO THINGS:

At my locker, putting in my lock combo, when i hear from the সিঁড়ি (behind my locker) "IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M FAT" and it was from a guy BUAHAHAHAH XD

We're really quiet at lunch, when the quitest girl in the grade comes over, sits at our table, and says "I'm as bored as a walrus" XD PAHAHAHA I ALMOST PISSED self
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oh and after the girl ব্যক্ত that... she's like "But I don't like walruses, I like gazelles's" she's a nerd but very sweet yet hilarious
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melcu said:
This is আরো awkward than weird but one night I was watching Easy A with my friend Xavier and he ব্যক্ত "why cant আপনি be like that?" I just stared at him and called him an idiot.
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xxAjulietxx said:
There's been a few times:

My বন্ধু and I were talking about something kind of serious then, suddenly, one of my বন্ধু randomly started singing, "pink fluffy ইউনিকর্ণ dancing on rainbows."

My cousins and I were at a সৈকত house for my cousin's and my birthdays, and this guy rode দ্বারা on a bicycle, he looked about 15, and my guy cousin randomly yelled out. "HEY, you. Yeah you... with the face. Your hot!" In a stero-typical gay voice with a lisp. Yeah that was awkward.

My friend is obsessed with the show, Saturday Night Live, so he'll randomly yell out lines from the প্রদর্শনী at the most যেভাবে খুশী times.
"I scream, আপনি scream, we all scream for ****** cream!" (you can fill in the blanks).

There has been waaaaaaaaay আরো occasions where my friends' randomness shines, these were just some of the best.
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shyboy77 said:
well me and my friend did something weird like one time in front of my বন্ধু gf i was eating চকোলেট i bought and then after i ate the চকোলেট i sniffed the warper and pretended to be high and so my friend and his gf saw that also and my friend was like did আপনি just sniff চকোলেট i was like হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ yeah and so my freind then ব্যক্ত o-o no মতামত
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there was also that time my friend was drinking দুধ and then all of an sudden he told me to hold the দুধ cartoon and i did i was like why are আপনি telling me to hold it and then he was like shhhhhh and then he ব্যক্ত give to me and then i did an he threw it at the consulars office and then the one of the people who were working at the ডেস্ক saw and she got and then my freind ran and i was laughing then i was like oh shit wait for me and i ran after him but the lady did not chase us though she sat back down and me and my friend got away with it lucky
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Calypso_ said:
too many to mention

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TDIFan960 said:
Me: (With my guy friend M.d) Ugh! Do আপনি Not Know How to Do Math!!! -shows him-

M.d: -Taking this Guy I Don't Know- Dude your Crazy!

Guy (xD): Whatever আপনি Pussy!

M.d: Well I know how to Get Pussy!

Guy: Who?

M.d: -Looks at me-

Me: Shut up! -rolls Eyes- Ok So this is how আপনি do that Math Problem.....


Lol xD


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-sapherequeen- said:
That I'm really pretty. o_O
She usually never tells a lie.
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LinaHarrow said:
My friend practically never says anything that isn't weird, so I suppose the weirdest for her would be: "Hi Sarah."
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Duncan-superfan said:
"My hairs are leggy."

She was very tired and meant to say, "My legs are hairy." XD
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toxiceli21 said:
well my friend ask me what color was my underwear n i didnt answer that
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taismo723 said:
Many occasions:

1.) We were paired up in Social Studies and I was লেখা something down. Then, my friend Raleigh goes:

"You're a buttfly."

"What?" I said.

"A buttfly."

"........."

"Ya, I ব্যক্ত it. What are আপনি gonna do about it?"

"You're a bigger one."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."


2.) So in third grade, Raleigh ব্যক্ত she married a pole. I was there for the wedding (i was the rabbi) and she made out with the pole. A few days later, I caught her making out with a tree.

"Aren't আপনি cheating on your husband?" I ask.

"I signed divorce papers." Raleigh says. "Meet my new boyfriend."

To this day, Raleigh is married to her বৃক্ষ boyfriend Fatbob. Her ex-husband the pole (Skinny Bill) is who she's cheating on Fatbob with. XDDDDD
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thejokercard said:
anytime my বন্ধু open their mouths they say something weird. One of the weirdest was when we made a hybrid baby blueprint
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Jeffersonian said:

Anyway, last বছর I was in the school লাইব্রেরি with my friend Adam and I was looking at X Files pictures on here of Mulder and Scully's son, William, so I প্রদর্শনী them to Adam. His response: "That is one scary baby." (yeah, of all the X Files creatures, he's scared of William Mulder)
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15blondCurtis said:
Felix: *shouts at a যেভাবে খুশী girl he doesn't know* hey, girly! i know where আপনি live, and i'm gonna follow আপনি home!! (he really did!!)

also:

Felix: Julia, my lip is bleeding.

Julia: what do আপনি want me to do about it.

Felix: when kids are hurt, আপনি চুম্বন it.

Julia: *scoffs* you're my brother.

Felix: exactly!

Joy: let me see?

Felix: *turns arond quickly and kisses Joy then jumps on Brooke's back and they both run away laughing* (Daren, Felix and Brooke set her (Joy) up).
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Felix is Juliette and Julia's 8 বছর old bro, Juliette and Julia are 13 বছর old twins, Brooke is Julia, Felix and Juliette's 13 বছর old neighbor, Daren is Felix, Juliette and Julia's 13 বছর old cousin, Joy is our 14 বছর old friend across the রাস্তা from my house, and i'm Curtis, their 15 বছর old that lives 5 blocks down the রাস্তা frome Julia, Felix, Juliette and Daren's house.
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suana38 said:
Will আপনি take off your pantz for me... and i ব্যক্ত hellz yes :D...
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did আপনি really do it?
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lauren777222 said:
Ok,this dude in my class wrote a story about a কাঠবিড়াল named Dr.Squirrel he read it to the class..wat I'm saying happened during lunch.


Me:Lexi,where's Brennan?

Lexi:How I'm supposed to know.

Then,Brennan walks in.

Me:Hey Brennan


Brennan:*nods his head*

Me:Brennan,did Dr.Squirrel steal your nuts*voice like I was speaking to a baby

Brennans eyes widenned and he spits out his milk

Brennan:WTF,LAUREN?!?!?!?
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ginny_potter_97 said:
ok im just gonna say a few OFF THE শীর্ষ OF MY HEAD

i had a dream about আপনি guys last night.

(we were playing i have never)
Kara P.: I have never been dumped i have always been the dumpie

Kara M.: hold on a min. i have to go thu my list

Me:*spit take*

Parke: EWWW আপনি SPIT ON ME!!!!!!

*gourp laugh*

Parke: *takes drink of water spits it on me" HA NOW WERE EVEN

Kara M.'s g-ma: GO TO বিছানা অথবা BE QUIET ALL OF YOU


Someone 2 me: YOUR DATING OBAMA!!!!!!!! OMG I HAD NO IDEA আপনি WERE LIKE THAT

ok last one. i was at lunch and my friend was on her monthly and didn't have any thing. she asked around the টেবিল no1 had any thing for her. friend stands on chair and yell to the whole caf asking for a pad. every1 at our table's face went red

now rember thoes were off the শীর্ষ of my head if i actully thought about it i would have came up with better ones.
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mflorida said:
new one!
i was camping with my cousin jillian and her friend christina and we were sitting দ্বারা the আগুন with my dad and aunt at like 1:00am.so i bring up the new season of degrassi, then we start talking about fiona being a lesbian and adam being an FTM[not in a bad way,though]but it became akward when my dad and aunt starting giving a lecture about stuff involving that.here we go:

michaela[me]:have আপনি guys watched the new season of degrassi
christina:ya,i প্রণয় that show,who's your fav character
michaela:either eli অথবা fiona
christina:i used to প্রণয় eli,but he started to scare me after a while.fiona is awesome,d' ya know she's a lesbian
michaela:yep.i respect that she's proud to be who she is and that she doesn't hide it
jillian:i think adam is a cool character
christina:the transgender guy?he's one of my faves
my aunt:ya know the whole thing with being gay অথবা lesbian shouldn't be something to be ashamed of.i don't believe there's such thing as being bi;you're either straight অথবা আপনি aren't.not that i have anything against them

that conversation akwardly went on for about 20 minutes.it peaked when christina shouted"I KNOW A SHMAN[as in transgender].we gave her a LOLWTF look




.......then we started talking bout the final destination চলচ্চিত্র after jilly took a pic of christina and it look like her face was on fire.it was so weird.

we went back to our trailer than proceeded to dance to the following songs and jilly's আইপড touch:
-whip my hair
-grow a pear
-peacock
-rude boy
-s&m

আপনি can see how some of those songs can lead to akward convos.good thing us 3 were the only ones awake.

THE END
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