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LunaShay said:
[Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like আপনি never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her গাধা worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing আপনি idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women প্রণয় Eminem [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, আপনি might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is দ্বারা the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] But if we can hump dead জন্তু জানোয়ার and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*EWWW!*] But if আপনি feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus: এমিনেম (repeat 2X)] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All আপনি other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck আপনি too! আপনি think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of আপনি critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if আপনি win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So আপনি guys could just lie to get me here? So আপনি can, sit me here পরবর্তি to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit পরবর্তি to Carson Daly and ফ্রেড Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first আপনি little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and প্রদর্শনী the whole world how আপনি gave এমিনেম VD [AHHH!] I'm sick of আপনি little girl and boy groups, all আপনি do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy আপনি [bzzzt] And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me.
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