What is the most weirdest thing আপনি have ever heard of on the announcements at your school?

"Halloween is coming up, children! আপনি know what that means! BOOGEY WOOGEY MAN!!! AAARRGHHH!!!"

Later on during the week...

"Ah, Halloween. The only দিন আপনি can accept free ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট from strangers. Just don't get in the van."

xD!

"Everyone get ready for the fun runnnn! We will be having - *background voices*....wait....a WHAT?! Are আপনি su-"

Then they cut off. Everyone died of laughter because the পরবর্তি দিন we found out it was a prank xD

mine is"Mrs.Sander`s balls went in the রাস্তা so if someone sees them,go get them অথবা tell a teacher.Thank আপনি and have an awesome day."i was like O.O

Mine is "Yo yo this is Grant your 'principal' and schools out yo!!!"

*its not actually the principal just some weird kid who got into the announcement thingy. i think he got suspended for that*

Well i used to think it was weird when the school nurse would come on and say "(insert kid here) your mommy is here" and then she would repeat it a few আরো times.

But the weirdest was last school year. I was walking to lunch and speaker comes and i hear a laugh. It sounds like Neil Patrick Harris from Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long Blog. The kid says something like when the the performance was (Yes this kid did Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long Blog for his senoir project) and some other stuff. It was just weird cause he really sounded like Neil Patrick Harris. Anyway that kid is gone now. :( He was cute too.

"It's almost April and it's still snowing.Good work snow.You got my shoes wet." and "Could Ellen ****** please come down to the office,your mother has your tampons for you."

lerpercon voice "im the green lerpercon ive dropped coins evverywhere bring them to me!! now!!"

Hello Coopersville High. We're just coming over the loud speakers to let all of আপনি know that school will NOT be closed tomorrow for the release of Justin Bieber's new film, though many requests have come in. And due to the warmer weather, there will officially be no আরো snow days.

The পরবর্তি week we had a snow day, but they really did make that whole announcement.

our skool ঘণ্টা rings like a beep beep, so 1 দিন an announcement came on...
"Students,pardon the interuption,but it seems a *BEEP* student *BEEP* another student ,if আপনি have any *BEEP* about it,please *BEEP* me,your principle.thank you."
it beeps 4 times.

it isnt really funny but... see, my mom was taking school pictures last বছর and the was this kid in my class and he was in band class (optional but u skip class and have it 4 প্রথমপাতা work on thursday)any way so my principal came on the announce mend ব্যক্ত "would [im not saing his name] please reporto the সঙ্গীত room" and my mom and this kid in my class had to lk FORCE him up there :)