What's a good comeback for shut your face অথবা shut up?
say i can't shut my face sorry i choose not to BUT আপনি better befor i friken SHUT IT FOR আপনি and for shut up i would say why don't আপনি if your gonna be an গাধা
Most of these comebacks are absolutely terrible. Here's a few that I use regularly. No আপনি shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is! Why don't আপনি slip into something আরো comfortable, like a coma.
*punch* অথবা if আপনি are into non violence say, "no, it's your turn" "sorry, can't do that, I'm too interesting" "so you're looking for attention again" অথবা "could আপনি spell that for me"
twat was tht, i cunt quite hear u... ever notice even tho ppl of different sexes have different names 4 jerks অথবা bitches, an asshole is something we all have in common?
I would say something intelligent, yet cutting to the soul.
'Firstly, আপনি have no way of making me shut up. Secondly, if I obeyed the command of every idiotic troll on the internet, আপনি wouldn't be here talking to me now. Yet another idiot that talks before they think, that opens their trap and comes up with yet another reason why people are stupid...'
"If something shuts, it goes down and closes. Up is the opposite of down. So if আপনি tell me to shut up, that must mean i should keep talking."
For "Shut Your Face"
"Do আপনি see a door on my face anywhere? No? Well, unless আপনি want me to make a door to your jaw thar DOESN'T close, i suggest আপনি be quiet yourself."
Just say some randoms stuff that has nothing to do with it like:
I like trains.
Hi.
I like DOG FACE.
2nd response: lean back and be like BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHH
3rd. Be like,: Who আপনি talkin to, my hand?Cuz my hand in my pocket I aint know who আপনি talkin to but if আপনি want my hand out I can get it out and slap you. Say it Ghetto
4th. LAALLLLAAAALLAAAAA
5th. Ima let আপনি keep being a girl(this part is optional)with cho corny গাধা jokes
"ahem, bitch, I can't shut up, I choose not too, and আপনি ain't my mama/mom, so, why don't you! oh wait, আপনি can't think how to, because আপনি have no brain"
When someone tells আপনি to shut up. I say: "Is there an App I can download to make আপনি go away?" অথবা when someone tells আপনি to shut your face say "Can আপনি shut YOUR face in a door?"
i just say " sorry i don't think i can shut up if a piece of trash is in my face" অথবা well there was this one time in 5th grade where my besties bf was not being a good bf and he thought i liked him so he hated me and he went " well VK why don't আপনি just shut up and mind your own business.'" and আপনি bet i ব্যক্ত " Motherfucka I dont think i cant shut up if there's trash in my face" i was a savage 10yr old FML
Just say "Okay Boomer..." its quick and insulting.
অথবা just start গান গাওয়া "and dance with me, this women is my destiny" that's the only verse i know. if your a girl আপনি don't have to sing that verse
typically all আপনি have to avoid saying is anything related to anger, like swearing. people will make fun of আপনি for that. oh and don't say a very long come back that will lose their interest অথবা make them think that আপনি are putting to much effort for such a little small phrase.