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~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
Found this on someone's পরিলেখ on fanfiction.net and thought it was funny. (NOTE: this means that I WAS NOT the 1 who wrote it- am JUST BORROWING IT) What do আপনি think of it?
1.) At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. DO NOT disguise your voice.
3.) Everytime someone asks আপনি to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your ডেস্ক and label it "In".
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7.) Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8.) dont use any punctuation
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever আপনি go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
12.) Sing along at the opera.
13.) Go to a কবিতা recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14.) Put মশা netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your বন্ধু আপনি can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address আপনি দ্বারা your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!! I WON!!"
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of আপনি go."
1.) At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. DO NOT disguise your voice.
3.) Everytime someone asks আপনি to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your ডেস্ক and label it "In".
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7.) Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8.) dont use any punctuation
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever আপনি go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
12.) Sing along at the opera.
13.) Go to a কবিতা recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14.) Put মশা netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your বন্ধু আপনি can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address আপনি দ্বারা your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!! I WON!!"
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of আপনি go."
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