What is the randomest/best/funniest fortune cookie fortune you've ever seen?

My brother got "You and your husband will be very happy in the future" and my sister got "Happy Wednesday" on a Wednesday.

"Try on a new hat today," "Wear a big grin all দিন long," (which I took literally and had a cheesy smile throughout lunch) and "Go to the mall for a cookie."

Forget last cookie, ts like who remembers the last cookie

One day, I opened one up andit said: "In the future, all your বন্ধু will zig when আপনি zag." Wtf? o_O

"There there will be a প্রশ্ন about fortune বিস্কুট on ফ্যানপপ পরবর্তি week."
হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ jk but I actually got this one:
"Look to the color yellow for luck পরবর্তি Tuesday."

I don't usually remember them, but I saw this one online:

Look around; happiness is trying to catch you.

it ব্যক্ত "help! im being held captive in a chinese bakery!" it really ব্যক্ত that.

"Enjoy today,you won`t be here tomorrow"
That was,what, 3 weeks ago?

its about time i got out of that cookie.

I got a lot a good ones my family and me have got.

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now." XD

"Forget it kid" WTF XD

"Beware of আঙ্গুর with wooden mallet" হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ XD

"You will eat here agian soon" What? XD

and one time I didn't even get a fortune XD