Last year, I forget when it was but some guy i use to go to school with came up to me and was like "hey baby let me put my চকোলেট in ur whip cream" then is freind was like "i want that @$$ on u, i want it all night, wanna come to my ডাবা sweets, i wanna make it feel good all night!"
I was like *WHOA BACK UP RERWIND AND DONT COME BACK! O_O*
umm sum 1 at skool told me as he was passing দ্বারা listening to his i pod and i quote "this is the kind of weather আপনি get naked in" i didnt say anyting but once he passed i started busting up laughing the পরবর্তি দিন i was walking প্রথমপাতা from school and he runs up bhind me and goes do i know u have we met and im thinking to myself u freak!!!! it was funny but now he's awesome!!!!
ok my friend ব্যক্ত this too me do u make faces when u poop and when u poop do u grunt. i have weird বন্ধু i know and then we were in gym and she ব্যক্ত u ever wonder how old people have sex. and then she made moaning noises and was humping the floor i was dieing. she was all out in the open. and then my guy--friend. rubbed on my arm and said.. are u nervousss. that was too fucking weird and it was during an assembly.lol
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no mine would say way weirder stuff not kidding at all unfortunately
and i quote: "hey ally whats the first thing that pops into your head?" "umm" "DONT THINK ABOUT পরাকাষ্ঠা ELEPHANTS!!" ...the other one was something i started while talking to my guy friend. "Josh give me your ball." "no! i'm not giving আপনি my balls!" "Just lets me see your balls!" "ALLY! we do NOT say that!!" "...i just wanted to play with your balls..." (dont get the wrong idea.he had a bouncy ball)
It went along the lines of, নমস্কার Zanw*** I bet আপনি have big b**bs I want to f*** আপনি tonight will আপনি be my boyfriend. I bet আপনি have no বন্ধু so I feel bad for আপনি so আপনি better accept my offer it may be the only one আপনি get. প্রণয় আপনি please f*** me tonight.
mine is "ok im afraid of storms and if i was at প্রথমপাতা i would hide under my blanket with my teddy bears around me" thats what one of my বন্ধু ব্যক্ত to me -_-
but my best friend is about the same and he ব্যক্ত "see that hot chick over there,dont আপনি just wish she was naked,oh and........a grandma" i was like wtf man!!! And then he ব্যক্ত "jus trying to make আপনি throw up" so the পরবর্তি দিন i ragby tackled him into some bushes xD
so i was at a playground (a couple years ago) and this যেভাবে খুশী boy came up to me and ব্যক্ত i was beautiful......and then ব্যক্ত he loved my shoes...so he got on the floor and touch my shoes O.o it was weird and creepy! :/
The church-going-people ব্যক্ত I would go to hell.
Very Nice But Very Weird Priest: Don't worry about people telling আপনি you're going to hell. I think you'll like it there. Me: O_O (that was the last time I ever went to chuch xD)
Out of the blue, my friend turned around to me and graped my stomach and started grasping it. And said; "No good for the baby" In a Italian accessent..
My teacher was talking to a কচ্ছপ someone brought in, and he said, "I think he's trying to dougie." The whole class laughed, but I didn't hear a word he ব্যক্ত and just laughed with the class.
