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What is your best "That's what she said" and "yo mama joke?

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spunkyonyx said:
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in প্রণয় she broke it

Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so ugly, American express left প্রথমপাতা without her.

Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

Yo mama's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she ব্যক্ত "hey, these walls isn't green.

Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

Yo mama's is so old, when god ব্যক্ত let there be light she flipped the switch

Yo mama's is so stupid she thought ফলমূল মুষ্ট্যাঘাত was a Gay Boxer.

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama's so fat she has আরো rolls then the towns bakery

yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama's is so fat she drives a স্প্যানডেক্স car

Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!

Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to সরানো her fat গাধা out the way first!

Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to চুম্বন her goodbye

Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test

Yo mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the রাস্তা she ব্যক্ত she was moving.

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and ব্যক্ত sounds good

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a রামধনু and skittles came out.

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek

Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic বন্ধু only charge her half price to read her mind!

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo' mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler পরবর্তি to her বিছানা to see how long she sleeps!

Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.

Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."

Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama's so fat that god ব্যক্ত "let there be light" and she moved!
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হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ
x-menobsessed26 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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sorry that i put so many!
spunkyonyx posted বছরখানেক আগে
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AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! TOO MANY YO MAMA JOKES!!!!! ※o※
yoyo98 posted বছরখানেক আগে
MissO1116 said:
My DVD player wasn't working, so my sister ব্যক্ত "Take it out, blow on it, then put it back in." We were loling all over the floor saying "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!"
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hahh!!
AlexSelenaRules posted বছরখানেক আগে
E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
আপনি can't have "That's what she said!" jokes. Well, আপনি can't make it up. আপনি have to say something, and then somebody says "That's what she said" and it has to take somebody a while to figure it out.

If the person obviously ব্যক্ত something like "Push it in! Farther!" and knew it was inappropriate, the whole "That's what she said!" joke doesn't count.
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adultswimperson said:
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
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haha
AlexSelenaRules posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Lol.
JoeJsgirl posted বছরখানেক আগে
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! ^_^
yoyo98 posted বছরখানেক আগে
Trainofdoom said:
That's what she said!!!Or he, I could go either way really...and that is also what she said!!

Yo mama's so stupid she thought টাকো ঘণ্টা was a Mexican phone company
Yo mammas like a hardware store; 5 cents a screw.
Yo mamma's like a vaccum, she blows, sucks and gets laid in the closet
Yo mamma's so ghetto when she breastfeeds Kool-aid comes out
Your mother is so fat even নারুত couldn't believe it
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Yo mama so ugly, she look like you!
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the চলচ্চিত্র she sat পরবর্তি to everyone
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and ব্যক্ত "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last বড়দিন and it's still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.
Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ the নারুত one! XD
Bananaaddict posted বছরখানেক আগে
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