YO!

Oprah is cool
Oprah is smart
Break it down yall
and eat a Pop-tart!

..........lame

Oprah is big, Oprah is rich
She's gonna be on শীর্ষ of that Forbes তালিকা
She the cheese to most women's enchiladas
She's the চুন to most mens penincaladas
Nothing can touch her cause she got money
Even with that she kinda funnaay!!
My mommys kinda sad with her last season
But knowin' Oprah, she got herself a reason!
We see আপনি soon, my big চকোলেট friend!
And I'm not just sayin' this for money আপনি could lend...
WORD!

...? why do আপনি need a rap about oprah?

No thanks im good

Yo Oprah!
Not Opal!
Got a talk show!
Yo Yo yo!
She be famous!
She be rich!
She be sexy! (Wtf?)
Yo yo yo!



....
FIN.

Yo, Oprah!
Sorry to say,
Your infamous talk প্রদর্শনী ain't on to this day,
Ya ever heard,
this will sound absurd,
but "harpoon" backwards spells "nooprah".