My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.
"Are আপনি an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you." "Do আপনি have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." "The only thing I want between আপনি and me is latex."
And, the best...
"Are আপনি a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"