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What's your পছন্দ cheesy pick-up line?

Mine is "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" but if that doesn't count, it's "Hey, there is something wrong with my phone, your number's not in it."
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NomyCake said:
My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.

"Are আপনি an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do আপনি have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"The only thing I want between আপনি and me is latex."

And, the best...

"Are আপনি a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"

XD
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I'm voting this best answer!
SheWolf11 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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OMG LOL!!
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Shadowmarioking said:
I don't pay attention to pick-up lines.
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আপনি have to have heard at least one that made আপনি chuckle.
Sammisaurus posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Maybe. My mind just refuses to work for me right now. .______________.
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yeidcullen said:
the super long "hello"
and if that doesn't count then that really stupid heaven line *pity laugh*
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There are a lot of cheesy "did আপনি fall from heaven" ones xD
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Trainofdoom said:
Are আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do আপনি have a map? I just keep on getting হারিয়ে গেছে in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Was আপনি father an alien? Because there's nothing else like আপনি on Earth!

See this pin? I want to prick আপনি with it to see if আপনি truly do bleed sunshine.

(hold out hand) Would আপনি hold this for me while I go for a walk?


I admit that last one was kinda cute xD
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Somebody farted... XD What?! The last one is cheesy, but yeah, it's cute too X3
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Oh my goodness my boyfriend ব্যক্ত something almost exactly like that last one once and I had completely forgotten about that until now... XD
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Last one was so cute!
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SheWolf11 said:
America's Failed Pick-Up Lines

নমস্কার baby! How would আপনি like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?

RING RING Geography called! Wondering why your not on শীর্ষ of me yet!

How would আপনি like to stay on MY FLORIDA tonight hmmmm?
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PAAAAASTAAAAAA~!! :D
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GoldnSnitch_96 said:
Do আপনি work for Subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long (;
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XDDDD!!! That's just WRONG, but oh so right... XD
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Oh lordy xD
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hahah
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