Fuck him. Until he loses the ability to have orgasms (every man's worst nightmare).
Then have him send Eric Hunter to the Hunger Games as a tribute from Royersford, PA. Can't decide which female should go from here :/;
Either... 1) Skye 2) Angel 3) Lisa 4) Amber 5) Myself xP 6) The যেভাবে খুশী girl who said, "Hi! =D" to me at a park randomly and when I replied, she said, "Have আপনি ever had sex before?" and never spoke to me again when I ব্যক্ত no. 7) Angelique Shaffer. Nasty skank. xP
Pull him into the house where there are no witnesses. In fact he's outside right now. (preps power-drill) Now if আপনি guys will excuse me, I have to go introduce some hope to Mr. Snow.
Me: Hey, look at that over there! Snow: What? Me: *pulls out wand* AVADA KEDAVRA! Snow: x_x *transfigures Snow into actual snow that melts in the sunlight*