If Someone Was Prank Calling আপনি and আপনি Knew They Were, What Would আপনি Say?

(In a cheerful tone) Hello! This is the city morgue...how may i help you?! (phone dial on the other end) it gets them every time

I'd freak them out with the most random, pointless, maniacal things I could think of.

Me: "Hello?"
Prank caller: [replies]
Me: "Hello?"
Prank caller: [replies]
Me: "Hello? Hellooooooooooooooo?"
Prank caller: [replies]
Me: "Is there anyone theeeeeeeeere?"
Etc, etc.


But if the prank is that no one replies, then:
Me: "Hello?"
[Silence]
*5 সেকেন্ড later*
[Silence]
Me: *cough*
*5 সেকেন্ড later*
Me: *cough* *cough* *cough*
*5 সেকেন্ড later*
Me: *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
Me： FUUUUUNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
...
Me: Bye.

Or...

Me: *picks up phone*
Me: *bangs it against the টেবিল so that the prankcaller hears sharp loud noises*

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i hate pranks ._.

break the phone in half

Hang up

"You shouldn't have done that."

You'd only get it if আপনি get the reference.

I'd sing them this catchy tune.

I would sing Friday দ্বারা Rebecca Black and they'd hang up! It's a fairly simple concept:)

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

*Start crying* Say this to prank caller...

"I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, we just found out that our friend(insert prank callers identity here) has cancer. He/she only has 2 weeks to live! Waahhhh*tear of laughter*

Answer phone and go:
Hello this is (insert your name here) I am not present at the moment so please leev a message at the beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *doin endlessy until they hangup*

Hi, do আপনি like Pie? I প্রণয় pie. Especially mathmatical pie. আপনি know, like 3.14159265358979..." Then go on listing the very-big amount of Pi that I memorized for some reason.

I'd go along with it.

I know where আপনি live.

Heeeeeeeeello?

Oh!! It's you!!!
Well, I haven't heard from আপনি for ages!! Oh, just a সেকেন্ড the cat fell in the iPad bath again...

Ok, I'm back!! Eeee, did আপনি hear what our Stacey did at the weekend?!? Well, I'll tell you, she was at the fourth cow across the road from Wensleydale the carrots house, and she flipped the dog over!! Well, it started clucking, the cat was mooing and everything went to pot!!!

*gasp* did I tell আপনি about-*prank caller hangs up*

I'd troll them so hard. xDDD

Depending on the person who did it. I'd use their weak points against them. (weak points as in personal stuff that বন্ধু only know.) xDDD

i would say: "Shut it dumbass"

I pretend they accidently called the Police Office.