how do আপনি face the insults?

Ignore them because I know none of what they say is true about me.

I don't face them; I ignore them.

I just ignore those assholes they have nothing better to do anyways. I used to let the insults get to me though...

What the other people say, or:

Mean girl: Your face looks retarded!
Me: Oh, no thanks.

Most of the time a broken finger keeps them in order.

Ignore them.

Slap 'em with my dick.
....In other words, just laugh in their face.

I often laugh them off! There is very little good humor can't fix. :D

It's আরো fun to kill the one who insulted you.

I might just giggle অথবা ignore them.

I don't even know if I get insulted any more.

I used to get made fun of often, and I typically responded with my violently bad temper and/or sarcastic remarks.

But these days, if I get insulted, I just ignore it, if I even notice. I don't really care.

I simply ignore them because they always sound retarded as fuck.

Usually, I try a clever remark to counteract it. Although, if I can't think of a good one off the শীর্ষ of my head, I usually just say something along the lines of, "And আপনি care because?" অথবা "Nice observation!" (said snidely) and turn the other way. All in all, though, I usually ignore them. Except when I'm called weird. I AM weird. You're just too normal! XP

Here are some comebacks that I've come up with:
If someone calls আপনি fat:
"And you're ugly. I can diet."
"Correction: I'm overweight. Fat is a substance found under the first layer of skin. Last time I checked, I'm human, not fat." (for আপনি nerds out there)
"I'd rather be fat than rude like you."
If someone calls আপনি ugly:
"I'm my own kind of beautiful."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If আপনি don't think I'm pretty, cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT."
"At least I have my manners. Unlike some people." (looking bully up and down and walking off)
If someone calls আপনি stupid/slow:
"At least my reaction time's quicker." (bully doesn't know what you're talking about and/or laughs, আপনি poke his/her cheek quickly and walk away)
"And this bothers আপনি because?" (if they say because it means they're better than আপনি অথবা something, scoff and continue ignoring them)
If someone says you're not cool:
"Well, cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I am hot. Thank আপনি for embracing it." (wink and walk away)
"If being 'cool' means being rude and disrespectful like you, then I'm happy the way I am, thank you."
(if it's because আপনি don't have many friends) "I'd rather have a few loyal বন্ধু than to be বন্ধু with people even remotely like you."
(For glasses-wearers) If someone calls আপনি four-eyes:
"How ORIGINAL. আপনি get that off of Rugrats?"
"No, I have two eyes. My glasses just help them see. No, really. Look it up."
If someone insults your family:
"You know nothing about me অথবা my family. And if they're lucky, they'll never have the pleasure of meeting you."
"Oh, that's right. I forgot you've been living with my family for (your age) years, so আপনি must know them much better than I. My apologies." (said snidely)
If someone calls আপনি gay/homosexual:
"Takes one to know one."
(if they're the same sex as you) "Why do আপনি want to know? Is that a proposition?"
(if আপনি are homosexual) "Yes I am. Thank আপনি for embracing it."
Works for pretty much any insult:
"Hey, stay away from me. I'm an asshole-phobic." (or allergic to assholes)
"Don't আপনি have anything better to do with your দিন than be an asshole to people আপনি don't even know?"
"I have my taste/opinion, আপনি have yours. Let's just agree to disagree, because I'm not wasting my time and energy with you."
"I could say I hate your guts, but I actually don't hate you. I'm indifferent because I'm not wasting my time with someone whom I don't give a damn."
"I'm not scared of you. I just don't give a damn."

with a smile on my face.
i can fight my own battles, and i am an expert at being a smartass when it comes to bully's and such