Tattoo a ত্রিভুজ on your forehead.Then stand up in times square yelling all hail the Illuminati.They will take notice of আপনি then.......So will law enforcement.
1. Tear off the horns of three unicorns. 2. Glue the three horns together in the shape of a triangle. 3. Pour virgins blood and children's tears on horn triangle. If fresh out of virgin blood and children's tears, ফলমূল মুষ্ট্যাঘাত and চকোলেট দুধ will suffice. 4. Climb up the highest building in your city, preferably if there are many people around. 5. Preform a sexual striptease for the horn ত্রিভুজ and onlookers. 6. Grab horn triangle, put it above your head and scream "I AM THIS TRISNGLE'S BITCH" seven times. 7. Put your clothes back on and turn off your TV, as আপনি clearly watch to much of it, seeing as আপনি believe this. 8. Write letters of apology to all the people who had to see your pasty গাধা for ten minutes. 9. Stick the horn ত্রিভুজ up that very same pasty ass, because the illuminati isn't real. 10. Have fun living with the fear of ইউনিকর্ণ and triangles for the rest of your life. 11. Please, for the প্রণয় of God, just get laid. অথবা at least a less screwed up life. 12. Don't forget to have fun!
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That's basically a rip off of summer2987's answer... what a fail.