I`m as straight as the remaining value line in one of the projects where it should be burning down, but for some reason it freaking doesn`t and just drives me mad, so now I`m thinking about just taking another project`s burndown chart and telling that two different projects accidentally had two exactly same ways of execution. └(◉◞౪◟◉)┘
But seeing as I've been in a committed heterosexual relationship for a really long time with a very very low chance of that changing, I just kind of let people assume I'm straight unless it comes up in conversation.
Male, female, genderqueer, if they've got genitals to stimulate, I'll stimulate the fuck out of them, and maybe get a messy little reward at the end of it
Bisexual! However, I'm in an amazing heterosexual relationship which is precious to me, and I wouldn't give it up for anything. So, we just admire titties together! :D
