1. সরানো the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)
2. Hang outside from an upstairs window
3. সরানো all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal মহাকাশ so আপনি have to সরানো into their room
4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.
5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.
6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'
7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.
8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge with F's.
9. Lick jolly ranchers and stick them on windows. (When আপনি try to get them off they break xD)
10. Play SPK: Spit ভুট্টার খই Kernels. All I can say is aim for people's heads. >=D
11. Decorate the house with streamers to celebrate your imaginary friend অথবা someone everyone hates like Hitler's birthday, even if its not today.
12. Video tape yourself dancing on the roof. (Side note: Don't sue me if আপনি hurt yourself)
13. Have a dance party. The required attire? Underwear, and nothing else.
14. Make a fake myspace অথবা ফেসবুক and add/friend 357887948594 যেভাবে খুশী people.
15. Set up a pyramid of your mom's পছন্দ vases and use your dad's signed baseball অথবা something to go bowling (:
16. Watch the প্রথমপাতা shopping network and call in. Pretend to be an old lady.
17. Call their cell, say MOO, and then hang up.
18. Video tape yourself jumping off the roof and trying to fly while wearing fake wings.
19. Every time they call to check on you, অথবা just if any one calls in general, scream "LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then hang up.
20. Change the answering machine message to something weird like "You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. আপনি feel very sleepy now. আপনি are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When আপনি hear the tone আপনি will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message."
21. Bark at and chase the mail man.
22. Superglue your finger to your nose.
23. Make ভুট্টার খই without a lid.
24. Run with scissors.
25. Talk to strangers
26. Play ball in the house.
27. Order loads of packages, then don't sign for them, leaving your parents with the world's most heinous collection of 'pick this box up at the depo' slips imaginable!
28. Put on your parents clothes with বন্ধু and have a not so fashionable fashion show.
29. Fill your house with as many মার্জার as possible.
30. Beat all the Mario games while naked. (Side note: Oddly satisfying)
31. Set up elaborate booby traps for would-be burglars.
32. Sell the house and relocate to the North Pole, leaving a note saying আপনি were off to complain that Santa never gives আপনি what আপনি want.
33. Change the locks.
34. Change the backgrounds on their computers to a rubber ducky অথবা something disturbing.
35. Have sex on your parents bed.
36. Spray paint the cat purple.
37. Clean the house! It will be FUNNN! xD
38. Paint your dad's car pink.
39. Mess with the settings on your T.V. so that the রঙ are way off.
40. Throw a party.
41. Have sex in a church yard. (Don't blame me if you're arrested অথবা fined for this, অথবা sent to Hell অথবা something xP)
42. Go to Walmart with বন্ধু while drunk. See how long it takes আপনি to get kicked out.
43. Put fake spiderwebs in the bushes.
44. Torture children at the park.
45. Decorate your রাস্তা in chalk drawings of cartoon porn xD
2. Hang outside from an upstairs window
3. সরানো all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal মহাকাশ so আপনি have to সরানো into their room
4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.
5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.
6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'
7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.
8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge with F's.
9. Lick jolly ranchers and stick them on windows. (When আপনি try to get them off they break xD)
10. Play SPK: Spit ভুট্টার খই Kernels. All I can say is aim for people's heads. >=D
11. Decorate the house with streamers to celebrate your imaginary friend অথবা someone everyone hates like Hitler's birthday, even if its not today.
12. Video tape yourself dancing on the roof. (Side note: Don't sue me if আপনি hurt yourself)
13. Have a dance party. The required attire? Underwear, and nothing else.
14. Make a fake myspace অথবা ফেসবুক and add/friend 357887948594 যেভাবে খুশী people.
15. Set up a pyramid of your mom's পছন্দ vases and use your dad's signed baseball অথবা something to go bowling (:
16. Watch the প্রথমপাতা shopping network and call in. Pretend to be an old lady.
17. Call their cell, say MOO, and then hang up.
18. Video tape yourself jumping off the roof and trying to fly while wearing fake wings.
19. Every time they call to check on you, অথবা just if any one calls in general, scream "LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then hang up.
20. Change the answering machine message to something weird like "You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. আপনি feel very sleepy now. আপনি are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When আপনি hear the tone আপনি will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message."
21. Bark at and chase the mail man.
22. Superglue your finger to your nose.
23. Make ভুট্টার খই without a lid.
24. Run with scissors.
25. Talk to strangers
26. Play ball in the house.
27. Order loads of packages, then don't sign for them, leaving your parents with the world's most heinous collection of 'pick this box up at the depo' slips imaginable!
28. Put on your parents clothes with বন্ধু and have a not so fashionable fashion show.
29. Fill your house with as many মার্জার as possible.
30. Beat all the Mario games while naked. (Side note: Oddly satisfying)
31. Set up elaborate booby traps for would-be burglars.
32. Sell the house and relocate to the North Pole, leaving a note saying আপনি were off to complain that Santa never gives আপনি what আপনি want.
33. Change the locks.
34. Change the backgrounds on their computers to a rubber ducky অথবা something disturbing.
35. Have sex on your parents bed.
36. Spray paint the cat purple.
37. Clean the house! It will be FUNNN! xD
38. Paint your dad's car pink.
39. Mess with the settings on your T.V. so that the রঙ are way off.
40. Throw a party.
41. Have sex in a church yard. (Don't blame me if you're arrested অথবা fined for this, অথবা sent to Hell অথবা something xP)
42. Go to Walmart with বন্ধু while drunk. See how long it takes আপনি to get kicked out.
43. Put fake spiderwebs in the bushes.
44. Torture children at the park.
45. Decorate your রাস্তা in chalk drawings of cartoon porn xD
