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1. অ্যাঞ্জেল Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying অথবা you'll get some action faster than a pit ষাঁড় on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all আপনি want even if she is the kind who will out chug আপনি in বিয়ার and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names আপনি never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get আপনি in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" অথবা "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if আপনি want to lose her.

9. পুডিংবিশেষ - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a মতামত about their weight.

10. ফলমূল Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the আরো আপনি call her this, the আরো she'll take it that আপনি think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do আপনি really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. মেষশাবক Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when আপনি think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. প্রণয় Lumps - if আপনি don't want hot সুপ poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although আপনি could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if আপনি know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's দিন ডিনার অথবা her birthday. If আপনি use this আপনি know you'll be getting some later.
    

There আপনি have it, a শীর্ষ 20 তালিকা of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. অথবা read it and laugh. অথবা at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying অথবা it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this তালিকা wisely and please no wagering.


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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked দ্বারা his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes প্রথমপাতা and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother উত্তর " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad উত্তর "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? আপনি know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let আপনি go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are আপনি enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling আপনি how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas দ্বারা discussion
-Like to learn new task দ্বারা talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus আরো on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if আপনি live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The পরবর্তি day, cut the balloons off and আপনি got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when আপনি can barely সরানো as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, অথবা hell, all of আপনি are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are আপনি doing this time?” All two of আপনি that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a বছর পূর্বে on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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posted by KataraLover
THIS IS A REPOST OF AN প্রবন্ধ THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full প্রবন্ধ review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...
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So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to মতামত on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified দ্বারা the fandom but have সামগ্রিক massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom কুইন who just lives to cattily pick on...
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 Let's fuckin do this
Let's fuckin do this
Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN অনুরাগী now, which is my most জনপ্রিয় প্রবন্ধ to date, so I guess a lot of আপনি wanted a sequel. Hope আপনি guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do আপনি REALLY need উপদেশ from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...
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Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened দ্বারা any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a মহাকাশ at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention অথবা care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern জনপ্রিয় in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the শীর্ষ of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents অথবা manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....
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