1. I wish আপনি were a door so I could slam আপনি all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do আপনি work for UPS? I thought I saw আপনি checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 অস্থি in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy আপনি a drink অথবা do আপনি just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted বিছানা Thrasher: have আপনি seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make আপনি the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and আপনি can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish আপনি were a টাট্টু Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride আপনি all দিন long for a quarter.

11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

12. I'd really like to see how আপনি look when I'm naked.

13. Is that a ladder in your stockings অথবা the stairway to heaven?

14. আপনি might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

15. Are those real?

16. আপনি must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing আপনি do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be আপনি দ্বারা morning.

19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

20. আপনি know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name শেরি Titsbottom?

23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

25. Do আপনি believe in প্রণয় at first sight অথবা should I walk দ্বারা again?

26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone ব্যক্ত আপনি were looking for me.

27. My friend wants to know if আপনি think I'M cute.

28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

29. My name isn't Elmo, but আপনি can tickle me anytime আপনি want to.

30. I know দুধ does a body good, but DAMN, how much have আপনি been drinking?

31. If আপনি were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

32. Wanna come over for some পিজা and sex? No? Why? Don't আপনি like pizza?

33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go প্রথমপাতা without me.

34. Do আপনি sleep on your stomach? Can I???

35. Do আপনি wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

36. I হারিয়ে গেছে my puppy. Can আপনি help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get আপনি out of these wet clothes.

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