When you're happy and আপনি know it bomb Iraq
If আপনি cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
পাকিস্তান is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If আপনি never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If আপনি think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not প্রণয় this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my বিছানা looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings ঘোড়া বিষয়ক
and all the kings men bent the দুশ্চরিত্রা over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times আপনি can make it rise
ফুলেরসাজি are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted আপনি
I needed আপনি so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find আপনি
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I প্রণয় the way it rubs against my soft পরাকাষ্ঠা flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the পরবর্তি time
I প্রণয় my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to ক্রুশ the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The সেকেন্ড man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a নৌকা and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, আপনি drive me insane.
আপনি fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, আপনি ugly cunt!
If আপনি cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
পাকিস্তান is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If আপনি never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If আপনি think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not প্রণয় this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my বিছানা looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings ঘোড়া বিষয়ক
and all the kings men bent the দুশ্চরিত্রা over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times আপনি can make it rise
ফুলেরসাজি are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted আপনি
I needed আপনি so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find আপনি
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I প্রণয় the way it rubs against my soft পরাকাষ্ঠা flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the পরবর্তি time
I প্রণয় my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to ক্রুশ the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The সেকেন্ড man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a নৌকা and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, আপনি drive me insane.
আপনি fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, আপনি ugly cunt!
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he ব্যক্ত that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were অভিনয় like জন্তু জানোয়ার just because of me and I ব্যক্ত that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 বছর old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no আরো fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank আপনি for those who took their time পাঠ করা my story. Goodbye and I hope that আপনি could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 বছর old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no আরো fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank আপনি for those who took their time পাঠ করা my story. Goodbye and I hope that আপনি could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If আপনি like টেকেন and Naruto, আপনি may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If আপনি look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. আপনি tell me: do আপনি think this should be looked over?
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest আপনি all যোগদান in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest আপনি all যোগদান in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If আপনি die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What আপনি call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what আপনি call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope আপনি like them :)