1.The 'poke' button on ফেসবুক is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...
2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.
4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I হারিয়ে গেছে my phone, can আপনি call it?"
and see how many people call it
5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!
6.don't আপনি hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
7.Robin ঘোমটা was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men,
Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
8. In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Grim Reaper costume
to my funeral and doesn't say a word
9."You know you're too drunk to drive when আপনি swerve to miss a tree,
and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
10.Dares আপনি to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell
"like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"
11.My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity
,I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it
12.Pshhhh I did not fall... The floor looked at me funny
so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
13.My new word for the দিন is FOCUS,
when someone irritates আপনি tell them 2 FOCUS (F*** Off Cuz Ur Stupid)
14. Just remember, everything happens for a reason.
So when I তীক্ষ্নভাবে আপনি upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
15.Have আপনি ever started laughing for no reason
, then started laughing even harder because আপনি were laughing for no reason?
I প্রণয় those moments.
16.Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas".
The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played
17.What the voices in my head tell me to do
would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries
18.Stalking is such a strong word
~ I prefer to think of it আরো as 'intense research' on one individual
~ দ্বারা the way, your missing মোজা is under your bed, with me
19.i think my guardian অ্যাঞ্জেল is bipolar
20. WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised.
I take no responsibility for what may happen in the পরবর্তি few hours.
21.I didn't trip,
I... I was... uh... just... uh... checking the gravity!
Yeah! Just so আপনি know, it's all good, it still works.
22. I dare someone to kidnap me
..as soon as my meds wear off..they'll pay me to leave!
23.i wonder if its bad when I'm talking to myself
and I'm not even listening
24. I'm going out to look for myself,
if আপনি see me before i return,
please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.
25.I know what your doing,I'm watching u do this,
if your wondering what your doing i would know,wanna know what your doing?
আপনি পাঠ করা my status আপনি stalker!
26.This বছর I'm using big words to sound smart...
Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
27.Y'know those signs আপনি see in towns that say,
"Drive careful, we প্রণয় our children".
DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"
28. No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!
29. I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
but it's আরো fun to throw tacos at people yelling '
THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!
30.I প্রণয় to stand in line at ATM machines,
and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away
31. Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
32.Some people were dropped as a baby
. আপনি were clearly thrown at a wall. Then feed a bottle of wacko-o juice!
33.Do আপনি ever find yourself really bored so আপনি go on ফেসবুক
yet আপনি find that there is nothing to do except refresh the page until something new pops up?
34.OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number দ্বারা 5. Add 20. Did আপনি get 12? Neither did I.
I just wanted to see if আপনি would do it!
35. im going to get a job at walmart as a greeter
and my words of welcome will be "Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
36.Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS.
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN.
Brunette:But আপনি will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night
37.If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW",
I'm gonna throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR
38.a few days পূর্বে I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me.
Now they are sending me txt mgs say that they r sorry and want to get back2gethr
39.things to do at Walmart: hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come by
40.Ever feel like beating someone with a baseball bat to the point of almost unconsciousness, then setting them on fire? No? Just me?
41. I'm not crazy.. don't আপনি judge me! Your just jealous cause i get texts from the flying gummy bears and আপনি don't!
42.i saw a flying cow yesterday. it was purple and i named him Phillip...i wish the dancing unicorn had seen him but she was too busy laughing at Steve the snake
43. i was sitting there when i got attacked দ্বারা the purple hedgehogs, neon dragons, and glow-in-the-dark leprechauns that kid-napped the unicorn and স্ট্রবেরি king
44.I have decided to stop pretending and just be that ninja with the magical penguins and ডাইনোসর and ইউনিকর্ণ that everyone KNOWS I am.
45.Have আপনি ever tried walking into Walmart and yelling red robin! and seeing how many people say YUM red robin, red robin, come on just say yum!
46. Things to do at Walmart #365: bring অথবা take a tent, set it up in a camping supplies corner, and camp out for the weekend until they kick আপনি out!
47.After watching CSI, Cold case, Law & Order, and all those other educational shows, I'm 99% sure I can make sure nobody notices আপনি missing. Just saying...
48.I like to call it doing the world a favor. Homicide is just the technical term
49. i think there's something wrong with my guardian angel.
her wings are black and she's sitting with the devil and laughing hysterically at everything and everyone
50.I got a special care pkg. in the mail. It had duct tape, a meat tenderizer,
a hole মুষ্ট্যাঘাত and a note saying " don't get caught"! (sigh) I প্রণয় my friends!
51.I find myself meeting people who give me the honor of thinking up new words... Dipshidiot! (dip-shid-iot)
52.backwards this read আপনি making am i why exactly is that, never? আপনি to nice been ever I have when since (now read it backwards)
53.What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
54. O I dare আপনি to walk up to any officer and say:
I didnt do it I didnt kill her, the assassination wasnt part of the plan.' Then run fast! I bet they'll chase u
55.I'm bored & in need of some adventure. I say we get drunk, get stupid, get a stick, go poke something with teeth and see if we can outrun it.
56.Why do people always think my বন্ধু and I are high? WE'RE NOT ON DRUGS! We're just crazy, and loud, and random, and scooby doo (but that's a different story)
57. Smile people will wonder what your up to.But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the hell আপনি just did
58.Isn't it funny how everyone thinks they are the normal one in their family?
59.For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
60. im on my way to Walmart to take the "try me" stickers off the noise making toys and stick them on condom boxes.
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...
2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.
4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I হারিয়ে গেছে my phone, can আপনি call it?"
and see how many people call it
5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!
6.don't আপনি hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
7.Robin ঘোমটা was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men,
Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
8. In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Grim Reaper costume
to my funeral and doesn't say a word
9."You know you're too drunk to drive when আপনি swerve to miss a tree,
and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
10.Dares আপনি to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell
"like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"
11.My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity
,I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it
12.Pshhhh I did not fall... The floor looked at me funny
so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
13.My new word for the দিন is FOCUS,
when someone irritates আপনি tell them 2 FOCUS (F*** Off Cuz Ur Stupid)
14. Just remember, everything happens for a reason.
So when I তীক্ষ্নভাবে আপনি upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
15.Have আপনি ever started laughing for no reason
, then started laughing even harder because আপনি were laughing for no reason?
I প্রণয় those moments.
16.Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas".
The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played
17.What the voices in my head tell me to do
would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries
18.Stalking is such a strong word
~ I prefer to think of it আরো as 'intense research' on one individual
~ দ্বারা the way, your missing মোজা is under your bed, with me
19.i think my guardian অ্যাঞ্জেল is bipolar
20. WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised.
I take no responsibility for what may happen in the পরবর্তি few hours.
21.I didn't trip,
I... I was... uh... just... uh... checking the gravity!
Yeah! Just so আপনি know, it's all good, it still works.
22. I dare someone to kidnap me
..as soon as my meds wear off..they'll pay me to leave!
23.i wonder if its bad when I'm talking to myself
and I'm not even listening
24. I'm going out to look for myself,
if আপনি see me before i return,
please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.
25.I know what your doing,I'm watching u do this,
if your wondering what your doing i would know,wanna know what your doing?
আপনি পাঠ করা my status আপনি stalker!
26.This বছর I'm using big words to sound smart...
Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
27.Y'know those signs আপনি see in towns that say,
"Drive careful, we প্রণয় our children".
DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"
28. No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!
29. I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
but it's আরো fun to throw tacos at people yelling '
THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!
30.I প্রণয় to stand in line at ATM machines,
and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away
31. Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
32.Some people were dropped as a baby
. আপনি were clearly thrown at a wall. Then feed a bottle of wacko-o juice!
33.Do আপনি ever find yourself really bored so আপনি go on ফেসবুক
yet আপনি find that there is nothing to do except refresh the page until something new pops up?
34.OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number দ্বারা 5. Add 20. Did আপনি get 12? Neither did I.
I just wanted to see if আপনি would do it!
35. im going to get a job at walmart as a greeter
and my words of welcome will be "Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
36.Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS.
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN.
Brunette:But আপনি will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night
37.If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW",
I'm gonna throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR
38.a few days পূর্বে I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me.
Now they are sending me txt mgs say that they r sorry and want to get back2gethr
39.things to do at Walmart: hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come by
40.Ever feel like beating someone with a baseball bat to the point of almost unconsciousness, then setting them on fire? No? Just me?
41. I'm not crazy.. don't আপনি judge me! Your just jealous cause i get texts from the flying gummy bears and আপনি don't!
42.i saw a flying cow yesterday. it was purple and i named him Phillip...i wish the dancing unicorn had seen him but she was too busy laughing at Steve the snake
43. i was sitting there when i got attacked দ্বারা the purple hedgehogs, neon dragons, and glow-in-the-dark leprechauns that kid-napped the unicorn and স্ট্রবেরি king
44.I have decided to stop pretending and just be that ninja with the magical penguins and ডাইনোসর and ইউনিকর্ণ that everyone KNOWS I am.
45.Have আপনি ever tried walking into Walmart and yelling red robin! and seeing how many people say YUM red robin, red robin, come on just say yum!
46. Things to do at Walmart #365: bring অথবা take a tent, set it up in a camping supplies corner, and camp out for the weekend until they kick আপনি out!
47.After watching CSI, Cold case, Law & Order, and all those other educational shows, I'm 99% sure I can make sure nobody notices আপনি missing. Just saying...
48.I like to call it doing the world a favor. Homicide is just the technical term
49. i think there's something wrong with my guardian angel.
her wings are black and she's sitting with the devil and laughing hysterically at everything and everyone
50.I got a special care pkg. in the mail. It had duct tape, a meat tenderizer,
a hole মুষ্ট্যাঘাত and a note saying " don't get caught"! (sigh) I প্রণয় my friends!
51.I find myself meeting people who give me the honor of thinking up new words... Dipshidiot! (dip-shid-iot)
52.backwards this read আপনি making am i why exactly is that, never? আপনি to nice been ever I have when since (now read it backwards)
53.What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
54. O I dare আপনি to walk up to any officer and say:
I didnt do it I didnt kill her, the assassination wasnt part of the plan.' Then run fast! I bet they'll chase u
55.I'm bored & in need of some adventure. I say we get drunk, get stupid, get a stick, go poke something with teeth and see if we can outrun it.
56.Why do people always think my বন্ধু and I are high? WE'RE NOT ON DRUGS! We're just crazy, and loud, and random, and scooby doo (but that's a different story)
57. Smile people will wonder what your up to.But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the hell আপনি just did
58.Isn't it funny how everyone thinks they are the normal one in their family?
59.For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
60. im on my way to Walmart to take the "try me" stickers off the noise making toys and stick them on condom boxes.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no বন্ধু অথবা anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one দিন he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they ব্যক্ত goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The পরবর্তি দিন Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset অথবা lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one দিন he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they ব্যক্ত goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The পরবর্তি দিন Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset অথবা lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Yeah আপনি know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing আবর্জনা in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz আপনি know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing আবর্জনা in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz আপনি know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
বন্ধু - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her যেভাবে খুশী symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
বন্ধু - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her যেভাবে খুশী symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
বন্ধু - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her যেভাবে খুশী Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
বন্ধু - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His যেভাবে খুশী Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know আরো than আপনি all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
বন্ধু - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her যেভাবে খুশী sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
বন্ধু - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her যেভাবে খুশী symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
বন্ধু - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her যেভাবে খুশী symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
বন্ধু - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her যেভাবে খুশী Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
বন্ধু - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His যেভাবে খুশী Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know আরো than আপনি all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
বন্ধু - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her যেভাবে খুশী sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
নমস্কার everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that খাদ দ্বারা Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a অনুরাগী club about u and make the প্রবন্ধ their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then দ্বারা all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends হ্যালোইন eve. অথবা U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and শীর্ষ me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. আপনি can stuff a বালিশ with the ইঁদুর পশম on the পালঙ্ক alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. আপনি don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. আপনি can stuff a বালিশ with the ইঁদুর পশম on the পালঙ্ক alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. আপনি don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
