10. When being pulled over দ্বারা a cop and he অথবা she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, আপনি have been caught speeding, how much do আপনি think আপনি were going?" Don't say, "Well আপনি must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when আপনি haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron অথবা born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period অথবা PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have আপনি been putting on a little weight?" It's a দুশ্চরিত্রা slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and আপনি see it don't say, "I thought আপনি were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if আপনি have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do শিশুরা come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give আপনি some bullcrap অথবা worse, tell আপনি the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with আরো people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make আপনি lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green দিন অনুরাগী (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid অথবা may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He অথবা she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick আপনি in the nuts (if you're a male) অথবা slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will প্রদর্শনী your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. আপনি have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when আপনি haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron অথবা born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period অথবা PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have আপনি been putting on a little weight?" It's a দুশ্চরিত্রা slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and আপনি see it don't say, "I thought আপনি were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if আপনি have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do শিশুরা come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give আপনি some bullcrap অথবা worse, tell আপনি the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with আরো people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make আপনি lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green দিন অনুরাগী (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid অথবা may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He অথবা she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick আপনি in the nuts (if you're a male) অথবা slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will প্রদর্শনী your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. আপনি have been warned.
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have কেশা babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds আপনি of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his বার্বি girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his প্রথমপাতা adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he উত্তর he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have কেশা babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds আপনি of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his বার্বি girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his প্রথমপাতা adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he উত্তর he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying যেভাবে খুশী things until u cry laughing
5. continue পাঠ করা this
6. Walk up to siblings and say যেভাবে খুশী things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on ফেসবুক and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on গুগুল look up স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add যেভাবে খুশী people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying যেভাবে খুশী things until u cry laughing
5. continue পাঠ করা this
6. Walk up to siblings and say যেভাবে খুশী things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on ফেসবুক and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on গুগুল look up স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add যেভাবে খুশী people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely যেভাবে খুশী things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as আপনি can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as আপনি can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend আপনি try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as আপনি can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as আপনি can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend আপনি try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The শীর্ষ six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as আপনি have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command অথবা File Name" is about as informative as
"If আপনি don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as আপনি make a commitment to one, আপনি find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as আপনি have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command অথবা File Name" is about as informative as
"If আপনি don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as আপনি make a commitment to one, আপনি find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.