Relationships! We all need a good laugh now and again! ; )
Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.
Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.
I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি Leno.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy
প্রণয় is rare.
So I shot it, and mounted it on my wall.
Finding প্রণয় can be like the mail
Sometimes আপনি get junk.
Sometimes আপনি get just what আপনি need
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
If আপনি truly প্রণয় them, Let them go.
অথবা cripple them so they can't leave.
Never go to বিছানা mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller.
Whenever I তারিখ a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner.
Women are frightening. If আপনি make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred. - Hugh Grant.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she ব্যক্ত to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. - Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
প্রণয় is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is আরো precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And প্রণয় but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can প্রণয় like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.
Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.
I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি Leno.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy
প্রণয় is rare.
So I shot it, and mounted it on my wall.
Finding প্রণয় can be like the mail
Sometimes আপনি get junk.
Sometimes আপনি get just what আপনি need
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
If আপনি truly প্রণয় them, Let them go.
অথবা cripple them so they can't leave.
Never go to বিছানা mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller.
Whenever I তারিখ a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner.
Women are frightening. If আপনি make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred. - Hugh Grant.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she ব্যক্ত to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. - Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
প্রণয় is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is আরো precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And প্রণয় but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can প্রণয় like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.