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posted by percylover19
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(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving অগ্রদূত a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles anyways. Wait I see a car pulling into the drive way."
     "You do? Do আপনি see any girls অথবা is there any kids at all?"
     "Uhh… Kerry আপনি are not going to like this."
     "What?"
     "There's four boys."
     "Your kidding me. There can't be. That's not possible. How old our they?"
     "One of them looks a little bit older than us. Another one looks a little bit younger. One of them looks like Parker's age. And one of them looks a little bit younger than Parker."
     "Is the oldest one hot?"
     "Umm… I am not answering that question. আপনি have to come see for yourself."
     "If I can get out the house."
     "Oh, come on. Just tell your dad your walking your dog."
     "I've already tried that. He ব্যক্ত I have to stay in the yard."
     "Well that really does suck. নমস্কার do আপনি want me to become বন্ধু with the older guy?"
     "Sure. Then tonight we will meet at the usual."
     "The usual. What time?"
     "How about 1:15."
     "Ok, I will tell আপনি all about him." 
     "Alright. Bye and remember."
     "I will, bye"

Chapter 2
     Once it hit 1:13, I was out the door. I knew my parents were asleep cause I could hear them snoring from up stairs. I opened the door quietly and ran to the big bolder, aka the usual. I saw a figure sitting on it so I ব্যক্ত "Psst… Sam? Is that you?"
     The figure turned around and ব্যক্ত "Umm... This is Dillon not Sam."
     The figure who called himself Dillon stood up and walk towards me. As soon as I saw his face in the moon light I knew it wasn't Sam. 
     He had a tall muscular body. He had dark brown hair and dark blue eyes. I ব্যক্ত "Oh, so আপনি are the new kid."
     "You could say that. So, what's your name?"
     "Kerry."
     "That's cool. How old are you?"
     "You like asking questions, don't you?"
     "Just answer."
     "14. How about you?"
     "16"
     "Well that's cool."
     "Yea. So why are আপনি out so late?"
     "I needed to talk to my friend."
     "Oh, আপনি mean that kid Sam."
     "Yea. Did আপনি meet him?"
     "No, I heard আপনি say his name."
     "Oh, yea. Duh. I am a blonde sometimes."
     "I am pretty sure আপনি brunette."
     "You know what I mean."
     "Yea. So why didn't আপনি just come outside during the day?"
     "Let's just say, my dad is so overprotective he won't even let me come out the yard. I am lucky if I even get to go outside."
     "Well, that sucks."
     "Ya, well I go to go before my mom and dad wake up অথবা something and notice I am gone." 
     I wasn't really worried about my mom and dad but I could already tell that there was going to be an awkward silence soon. he ব্যক্ত "Bye" as I walked off.
     Once I was about halfway home, Sam jumped out a বৃক্ষ and scared the crap out of me. "Sam!" I whispered. "What are আপনি doing!!!"
     "You talked to him."
     "Yes, I did."
     "And আপনি were flirting."
     "No I wasn't! I was having a decent conversation."
     "Oh ya and this isn't flirting." He acts like he was twirling his hair and mocks me দ্বারা saying "You like asking questions, don't you?" in a girly voice.
     "I don't sound like that!"
     "To me আপনি do."
     "To normal people I don't."
     "Oh, well. I think আপনি like him."
     "I don't."
     "I bet আপনি twenty bucks আপনি will end up going out with him দ্বারা the end of this summer."
     "Your on."
     At that moment, I was determined not to fall for dillon.

Chapter 3
     I woke up and went down stairs to check on my parents. When I got down there I saw Parker standing right in front of my parents bed. I asked "Parker, what are আপনি doing?"
     "Where did আপনি go last night?"
     "Nowhere. Why do আপনি ask?"
     "You went somewhere. I know cause I saw আপনি go out the door last night?" 
     "If আপনি ইঁদুর on me, I swear I will slap আপনি upside the head so hard?"
     "Haha… and I will just get আপনি in আরো trouble."
     "Ok. So what do আপনি want?" 
     "You have to do whatever I want and whenever I want?"
     "I am not being your servant."
     "I guess আপনি want dad and mom to know about your little adventure last night, don't you?"
     "Ok, I will do it. But আপনি can never ইঁদুর on me again."
     "No promises."
     "Parker."
     "Ok, whatever. I won't ইঁদুর on you. Now carry me to my room now, wench."
     "Call me that again and see what happens." I ব্যক্ত as I picked him up.
     About twenty মিনিট later, my dad came up and made breakfast. He always makes breakfast on the weekends. He asked me "Did আপনি do your chores yesterday?"
     "Yes, sir."
     "Well, today আপনি have to sweep the pool deck, vacuum the pool, and clean your room."
     "Yes, sir." 
     "And maybe, just maybe, Dakota can come over."
     Most people would think that it is good to have a friend over. Most of the time it is. But when it comes to Dakota it is a bad thing. Well first of all, she is not my friend. She's my cousin. Second, she is so annoying. I cannot stand it sometimes. Third, she talks 24/7. Once she talked me to sleep, literally. Fourth, she is such a flirt. I bet if she saw Dillon, she would be all up on him.
     For some reason, my father thinks that we are best friends. I mean I try to stay away from her at family gatherings. Once, I ব্যক্ত I was sick and I started to cough all over her. That plan backfired cause she told my grandma I was sick and they insisted that I lay down the rest of the night. So, she ended up talking to me anyways.
     I got up the courage to ask my dad "Dad, could I have Sam over? I mean not to spend the night অথবা anything. Just him come over."
     "Kerry, আপনি know how I am with the boy thing. Your to old to be playing with boys. Anyways, I know exactly what fourteen বছর old boys think about."
     "Dad, he doesn't want to get in my pants. We are just বন্ধু nothing more."
     "Kerry, I ব্যক্ত no. And that's final." he ব্যক্ত as he gave me sausage gravy.
     "Yes, sir."
1. Ask about পিজা maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the পিজা is organically grown.
5. Ask them if আপনি get a free তারিখ with one of the staff if আপনি make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a বিবরণ to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if আপনি get to keep the পিজা box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i'm going to tell আপনি a story!
Mrs.green: Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give আপনি the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win অথবা lose fight its one of those that আপনি hate.
Cheral:Do আপনি have that one girl that আপনি don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. How do আপনি sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. আপনি keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to আপনি keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do আপনি do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime আপনি see someon say a compleatly যেভাবে খুশী word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a চা party like আপনি did when আপনি were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes দ্বারা except old people


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