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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone আপনি love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard অথবা hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as আপনি open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 মিনিট অথবা so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring অথবা your nails on the blackboard পরবর্তি time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. পরবর্তি সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান আপনি go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.

7. Whenever someone asks আপনি a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"

8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do আপনি think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.

9. Give yourself a really big দুধ mustache at the breakfast টেবিল and refuse to wipe it off.

10. Send emails to your বন্ধু with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.

11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as আপনি can at the punchline every single time.

12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.

13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after আপনি take a shower, of course).

14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."

15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.

16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.

17. Break into your পছন্দ celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.

18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.

19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.

20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two মিনিট while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.

21. Put grapes inside your mom's পছন্দ slippers.

22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"

23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"

24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' বড়দিন song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.

25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.

26. When আপনি go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as আপনি pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.

27. When your brother অথবা sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".

28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.

29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.

30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.

31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"

32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere আপনি go.

33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"

34. At a party, keep telling one of your বন্ধু she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did আপনি eat tuna for lunch?"

35. When anyone says, "Can I ask আপনি a question?" say, "You just did."

36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.

37. Make up a joke that takes 10 মিনিট to tell and has no punchline.

38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"

39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.

40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that আপনি smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.

41. Give the person walking in front of আপনি a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.

42. পরবর্তি party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.

43. In the cafeteria, pretend আপনি dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get আপনি a napkin.

44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"

45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 মিনিট from the end.

46. Go to the লাইব্রেরি and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.

47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.

48. Spend an entire দিন speaking with a really fake British accent.

49. When you're in the passenger আসন and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"

50. Blow kisses at everyone আপনি meet at the mall.
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The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed দ্বারা another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, অথবা to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...
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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If আপনি can read English, আপনি can cook. For Instance. Basic রুটি stuffing, melt one third cup of মাখন in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick মাখন on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How আপনি guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't আপনি wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = আপনি got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new গিটার student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
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রুটি IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on রুটি indicates that

1. আরো than 98 percent of convicted felons are রুটি users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all রুটি was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. আরো than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO আপনি did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? চুম্বন your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told আপনি not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a সেকেন্ড ago. well tell me what আপনি think!I am planing on making আরো short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!