I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

ফুলেরসাজি are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at আপনি trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can চুম্বন a guy* a bird can চুম্বন a butterfly* the rising sun can চুম্বন the grass* but আপনি my friend!! yes you!! আপনি CAN চুম্বন MY ASS*******

If আপনি didn't have feet আপনি wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do আপনি wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for আপনি %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but আপনি need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like আপনি are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside দ্বারা itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told আপনি I thought আপনি were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not আপনি again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but আপনি abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called আপনি first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick আপনি should wear a condom on your head so আপনি can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. আপনি just helped me realize it.

Until আপনি called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If আপনি ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would আপনি say when আপনি got there?

Wow, আপনি looked a lot hotter from a distance!

বাতিল my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer আপনি the first 25 times, what makes আপনি think the পরবর্তি 25 will work?

how do আপনি keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like আপনি fell out of the ugly বৃক্ষ and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to আপনি seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop আপনি when আপনি were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made আপনি but we all make mistakes.

Remember যীশু loves আপনি but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't আপনি go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less প্রশ্ন and a little আরো shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this তালিকা doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When আপনি were born আপনি were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom ব্যক্ত never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! আপনি must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like আপনি but if আপনি really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

আপনি know the drill! আপনি leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They ব্যক্ত they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are আপনি bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to আপনি and your stupid nonsense.

আপনি dont know me, আপনি just wish আপনি did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't আপনি go play in traffic?!

আপনি have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont আপনি take a দিন off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!