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1. Go outside, and if আপনি see someone, take the যেভাবে খুশী person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic স্নেহ চুম্বন scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger আসন of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why সারমেয় only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to গান গাওয়া in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the ঘাস on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told আপনি that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of সুপ with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope আপনি don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around আপনি that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns আপনি into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, অথবা window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that আপনি can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because আপনি want them to open, because it's so hot outside and আপনি need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell আপনি that these are in no way ethical, অথবা moral and performing the listed actions প্রদর্শনী a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do আপনি speak in silence?
Why do আপনি sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what আপনি have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. আরো than machinery, we need humanity. আরো than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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posted by haliethefangirl
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did আপনি hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from আপনি cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for আরো

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go গুগুল It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little ঢাকি Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything আপনি may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope আপনি like it, I've পোষ্ট হয়েছে it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy অথবা quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, আপনি may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, অথবা too serious, as ব্যক্ত before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting প্রতিমূর্তি captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated দ্বারা the smoke অথবা get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, আপনি rant so much about how আপনি have a hard time making choices. Whether আপনি should work on your assignment অথবা go out with your friends. Whether আপনি should তারিখ this guy অথবা that guy. Whether আপনি should break up with your boyfriend অথবা not. Whether আপনি should wear the পরাকাষ্ঠা ব্লাউজ অথবা the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely প্রণয় my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place আপনি can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do আপনি think আপনি are messing with? Don't আপনি know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by টারমার২০
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their মতামত and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If আপনি don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to আপনি অথবা start swearing অথবা being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down অথবা until they talk to আপনি nicely. Some people can be প্রদত্ত সেকেন্ড chances to realize that আপনি aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate আপনি for. But some people just won’t like আপনি in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the প্রদর্শনী is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If আপনি look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the পিজা Hog", অথবা perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making আপনি upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way আপনি are, অথবা they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, অথবা don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying আপনি for "no reason", it's because they like you, অথবা is jealous of you, অথবা it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give আপনি a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if আপনি can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your দিন been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written দ্বারা a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever আপনি do, don't just প্রদর্শনী up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and আপনি will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to চুম্বন in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope আপনি enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and আপনি failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail আপনি out of jail, a best friend will be sitting পরবর্তি to আপনি saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the কূল like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made আপনি smile
8:Clear as a ঘণ্টা my nody ব্যক্ত "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the টাইটানিক first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character অথবা the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend আপনি their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat অথবা drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why আপনি have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents দ্বারা Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, দ্বারা Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail আপনি out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting পরবর্তি to আপনি sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen আপনি cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else আপনি cried...just laugh about it with আপনি in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised দ্বারা the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one মাছ heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your বন্ধু

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them আপনি are raising money to buy খাবার for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that আপনি want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines দিন gift your বন্ধু a cucumber and tell them আপনি grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it পরবর্তি to your ear and say that he talks to আপনি and says he need a new প্রথমপাতা and thats why আপনি buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like অথবা প্রণয় and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn আরো fans......add যেভাবে খুশী ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn আরো fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn পদক ...u have to add আরো pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have আরো পদক .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get আরো fans.....and frnds too.

when i have আরো ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this প্রবন্ধ will be useful have a gr8 দিন everybody and type ur মতামত plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a পিজা and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best পিজা ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at যেভাবে খুশী times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that আপনি are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this তালিকা ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs আপনি know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that আপনি are a muggle born even if আপনি did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope আপনি liked it!