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posted by MarMar_XigLux
Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether অথবা not আপনি are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* আপনি are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* আপনি are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* আপনি are, most likely, an idiot.
* আপনি have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five মিনিট অথবা so. Memorize them, and murmur them incessantly.

1. No sex. At all. To be safe, no masturbation either, and do not get naked. Trust me. আপনি do not want to get killed when আপনি are naked.
2. No drugs অথবা alcohol.
3. Never go out to investigate strange noises.
4. Never বিভক্ত করা up when আপনি are in a large group.
5. Never say, "I'll be right back," because আপনি won't.
6. Never watch a horror movie while আপনি are in a horror movie.
7. Remember that dark alleys and basements are under no circumstances "safe zones". Also, since no one is ever lucky in horror movies, seven is not a lucky number.
8. Neither mock nor laugh at death অথবা monsters. They hear all and will take vengeance.
9. Immediately run if আপনি hear any of the following phrases: "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Here's Johnny," "I see dead people," "Let যীশু fuck you," "Thinner," "A census taker once tried to test me," or, "I wanna play a game". "Heavy breathing through a mask that can be highly seen in heavily dark areas."
10. If your car just happens to stall while near an old mansion in the rain in a rural area, it was probably planned.
11. Trust madness combat style shoop da whoop.
12. Don't take a shower, because some whacko will probably be right there waiting. (The perv!)
13. FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!! FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!
14. Just stay away from summer camp.
15. Strange noises are never "just the cat". For the প্রণয় of God, আপনি don't even own a cat!
16. Avoid plaid shirts like mad.
17. Zombies take advantage of falling. Pay attention to the ground at all times.
18. Pay attention to the crazy old guy, town drunk অথবা scientist. They all have useful advice.
19. Screaming acts as a magnet for the mentally unstable.
20. Curses do not have a "sell by" date. Being on an ancient Indian graveyard will not help this.
21. Stick to a location near other people. Ever wondered why maniacs target log cabins?
22. Someone has escaped from the local prison? আপনি might wanna tune into that report.
23. If আপনি anger a gypsy, make it your number one priority to make peace immediately.
24. As a rule of thumb, any place other than your house is not safe.
25. Come to think of it, your house isn't too safe, either. Try building a panic room.
26. Oh, wait, never mind.
27. MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER! MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!!
28. When a scary ventriloquist dummy turns up in the mail, don't leave it in your room, get the hell out of your house!
29. Easygoing nice guys with monosyllabic first names, their girlfriends, and children all automatically win in the end.
30. In contrast, slutty goth bitches, fat deputies, and jocks never do.
31. If আপনি are lucky enough to, oh, say, knock out a madman with a shovel -- for the প্রণয় of God don't drop the shovel and run away. আপনি STAY there and BEAT HIS গাধা DEAD WITH THAT SHOVEL.
32. Listen to the audience; they are way smarter than আপনি will ever be.
33. Go for the eyes. Psycho killers are unnerved when আপনি kick them in the groin, unless they're pussies.
34. Do not take this so called "shortcut".
35. If আপনি do, take a close look at the bloody cars in the pit and keep a gun in your pocket.
36. And play this where there is killing (sorry I হারিয়ে গেছে the link...). Having jib dance during the kills make It cooler. and, it will cause the killer to go, WTF? It would be hilarious if someboy raped their friend to the music.
37. The police are useless and will distract you. Throw a donut off a cliff to get rid of these pests, make sure আপনি get their বন্দুক first.
38. If আপনি are in a forest with wood stick figures, you're screwed. Might as well kill yourself.
39. If a little kid tells আপনি that he saw a ghost অথবা a scary man, BELIEVE HIM!!!
40. Pay attention to musical cues.
41. ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER! ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!!!
42. If you're black, আপনি will have the best advice, but আপনি will become the scapegoat and die first anyway.
43. On the plus side, আপনি get to say "motherfucker" a lot while you're still around.
44. Watch out for twist endings.
45. HOLY SHIT, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
46. Ha! Gotcha.
47. If the killer has a mask of some kind, tear it off. Somehow this has a greater priority over killing them.
48. Say "fuck" a lot. It helps build tension. #awsome if ur in a horror movie with a phycho killer then he probably knows were u live so stay in ur room with a lot of shot বন্দুক and when he comes in don't just starr at him and scream like a pussy BLOW HIS MOTHER FUCKING BRAINS OUT
49. Above all, just use your basic common sense.
50. Oh, wait . . .
51. Don't scream অথবা your গাধা is cooked.
52. Huge boobs spell death.
53. Since the audience won't care enough to remember your name anyway, consider name tags.
54. YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!! YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!
55. Do not fall asleep. Ever.
56. Consider the possibility that you've been dead since the movie began.
57. অথবা maybe আপনি are the killer!
58. If an item has "evil"/"demonic"/"cursed"/etc in its name/description, this is NOT your cue to start playing with it.
59. The পূর্ববর্তি rule goes DOUBLE for any sort of "Puzzle box", especially one that is ব্যক্ত to open up a portal to Hell.
60. Never trust a wish-granting device/person in a horror movie; either the wish will come true with some horrible, ironic twist, অথবা it will exact a terrible price (e.g. your SOUL, your kidneys, your genitals, all three, etc.)
61. The full moon is not a good time to go out and "watch the stars in the country".
62. Stay out of phone booths,with the exception of jib clones dancing outside.
63. Be extra extra careful in any movie subtitled "The Final Chapter"; they'll try to squeeze in a higher body count.
64.Don't tell people the rules! Just let them die and get the fuck away from Ghostface, Randy, আপনি bitch!
65. If আপনি happen to be Paris Hilton, run around in circles out in an open field, yelling, "Oh, someone save me!" This way the killer can go after your retarded ass, buying time for everyone else. Why? 'Cause most of the world considers আপনি a bloody waste of oxygen, slut.
66. All things considered, wouldn't আপনি really be doing the world a favor দ্বারা dying, anyway?
67. HOW MANY MULTIPLES OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER WILL WE GO THROUGH??? HOW MANY MULTIPLES OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER WILL WE GO THROUGH???
68. Never hide around the corner. The killer can still see the camera pointing at you.
69. If আপনি have a gun and see something mutating, do not stare, SHOOT IT!
70. If আপনি kill one small creepy slug/spider/incect thingy, it will have either lots of বন্ধু অথবা a big mama near দ্বারা to kill you.
71. Make sure to wear contacts, glasses will fall off the worst of times.
72. Fog and night is your worst enemy, so stay in the sun as long as possible.
73. Always have someone sit in the back আসন of your car, so that the evil ghost chasing আপনি will not appear their, and tell আপনি if there is the murderer in the car.
74. Lure aliens somewhere else with food. Failing food, throw an unliked member of your party in front of them and run. Failing an unliked member of your party, convince the alien to go vegan.
75. OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!
76. Shit, how many times are আপনি gonna fall for that?
77. If your TV/Computer/PSP is cursed and a ghost is coming through, turning it off will not stop it, nor unplugging. Just wait until it's partial out of screen, then beat a crap out of it.
78. Didn't we already cover that? Ah who cares...
79. Do not watch any চলচ্ছবি that your বন্ধু beg আপনি to watch, it is cursed.
80. OKAY THIS IS GETTING OLD!!!!!OKAY THIS IS GETTING OLD!!!!!
81. If the orchestral score starts to rise in any way, watch your back.
82. If a place looks old and haunted, it definitely is.
83. Never talk to clowns in sewers.
84. Do not run, আপনি will trip, break your leg, and the villain will catch you, the slasher knows আপনি will, that is why they never push themselves.
85. God nor his men cannot help you, never.
86. On the other hand, his zealots can burn আপনি on stake.
87. Other kind of gods are very active however, especially those that demand human sacrification.
88. After killing the monster, stab it a couple times আরো just to make sure it's dead.
89. Avoid picking up hitchikers. At all costs.
90. After someone says "Look behind you!" and is just teasing you, when they say it again, be sure to run as fast as আপনি can. Do not say the words "I'm not falling for that stupid trick one আরো time" অথবা any variation on those words.
91. Always say the Ezekiel 25:17 when someone gets killed. That way, when he tries to kill again, he'll miss the victim.It's called " Divine Intervention"(btw....D.I. is an invention of Samuel L.Jackson).
92. Always have a dog with you.
93. If the dog goes towards the dark, and than আপনি hear him squeal, RUN!
94. IT'S ALMOST OVER!!!!IT'S ALMOST OVER!!!!
95. Never try to be funny. Ever.
96. Don't scream AAAAAAAA! once every ten seconds.
97. If আপনি Are In The Armory, The Clay Guy Will Challenge You,Don't Scream,JUST FIGHT!If He Catches Up To You, Farewell, Amigo.
98. Bonus:Use A Butcher ছুরি On Him,The He Will Die.
99. Don't be a hero
100. Shoot at all cost, Don't rethink
101. Stay away from creepy kids, they are creepy for a reason (remain close to cute kids though).
102. Bring a slow friend
103. Never answer the phone.
104. But the most important rule...the single most sacred, that আপনি most follow at all cost in order to SURVIVE, is to never, NEVER, EVER, look up a 'how to survive list' because surely আপনি will get killed.
•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a ভাপে সিদ্ধ করার পাত্রবিশেষ

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole হাঁস

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the পরবর্তি car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The আরো it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying আপনি should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the মতামত which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz আপনি hate America."

3. When আপনি go to the princible's office, and when he asks why আপনি were sent, say, "I wrote that আপনি sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited দ্বারা mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah মিষ্টান্ন and traveled দ্বারা Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an আপেল tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened রুটি which is রুটি made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
আপনি came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one দিন embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I প্রণয় the special bond that we beutifully share,
I প্রণয় the way আপনি প্রদর্শনী u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever নিরাপদ within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't আপনি try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer মাখন Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as আপনি can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when আপনি laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* কমলা Lavaburst
* পীচ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' পরাকাষ্ঠা Lemonade
* স্ট্রবেরি Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট আপেল cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* ফলমূল Pow
* ফলমূল Punch
* Orange
* কমলা Supernova
* পরাকাষ্ঠা Lemonade
* ফলবিশেষ Kiwi
* Strawberry
* স্ট্রবেরি Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C টক Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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Did আপনি really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be আরো than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special দিন
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that দিন
there was lots to be ব্যক্ত
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When আপনি ব্যক্ত "I প্রণয় you"
I ব্যক্ত "I প্রণয় আপনি too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be আরো
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) সরানো everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an হাতি weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our বন্ধু and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if আপনি sometimes feel sad অথবা depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to আপনি sorry, but if your in any other country, then আপনি still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When আপনি think of চকোলেট everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press যেভাবে খুশী numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival পিজা place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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1. "Do not use if আপনি cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping অথবা unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. আপনি can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say আপনি should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching টেলিভিশন দ্বারা candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find টেলিভিশন very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO আপনি - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow ফ্যানপপ failures...

i have failed to bring আপনি the news of fail blog sooner...

some of আপনি may know but the rest of আপনি probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your দিন to দিন FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most যেভাবে খুশী posts of failed ছবি shots of failures পোষ্ট হয়েছে দ্বারা dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make আপনি laugh! আপনি can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other প্রবন্ধ like this so here's another one.I hope আপনি enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks দ্বারা (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a চা party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals দ্বারা say "would আপনি like to যোগদান us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the পরাকাষ্ঠা fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good অথবা I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl অথবা not). Make sure আপনি both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez অথবা Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's জ্যাকেট in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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প্রদর্শনী this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT তারিখ IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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My friend পোষ্ট হয়েছে these on her bebo page a while পূর্বে so I thought I'd share them with আপনি :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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