1. When a twilight অনুরাগী says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all প্রশ্ন about twilight that আপনি can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book প্রতিবেদন on the most boring বই of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that আপনি hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible লেখক and her বই make want to poke your eyes out with a pencil. Then say that পাঠ করা JK Rowling's বই are like পাঠ করা বই sent from heaven.
6. Tell them that people like Dracula and Voldemort are way আরো famous and that they can kick Edward's ass!
7. If they tell আপনি that Twilight are the bestselling and most জনপ্রিয় বই ever, go on Wikipedia with them, খুঁজুন bestselling books, scroll down and প্রদর্শনী them that twilight is not there. Then go to best selling book series, scroll down, down, down, down past Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Nancy Drew, Captain আন্ডারপ্যান্ট etc. when আপনি finally see twilight say 'Oh look there's twilight right there. Almost at the bottom.'
8. Tell them আপনি went online and gave the new twilight movie one star, when they ask why say 'because Robert Pattinson was totally wearing lipstick!'
9. Remind them Edward Cullen/Jacob Black isn't real.
10. Tell a অনুরাগী that you'll send her a T-Shirt with Edward Cullen on both sides. After the two days go by, don't send her anything. When she comes up and asks আপনি why, tell her because আপনি wanted to give someone that handsome to her in person. When she gets excited, give her a T-Shirt with Hagrid on it.
11. Tell them 'real men don't sparkle' when they ask 'who ব্যক্ত that real men don't sparkle?' say 'Have আপনি got ear problems? I ব্যক্ত Only gay men sparkle. Jeez.'
12. When they try to force আপনি into watching twilight, try to force them into watching Harry Potter. If they say 'But I hate it!' say 'Well I hate twilight!' and when they say 'just watch it and you'll like it!' say 'No, আপনি watch Harry Potter and you'll like it!' etc.
13. Wen they tell আপনি they dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'oh my goodness what a nightmare!'
14. When they say the dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'well I dreamed about Voldemort, they're equally hot right?'
15. If আপনি catch them পাঠ করা twilight, snatch the book, throw it in a trash can, say 'oh man I dropped it'
16. If আপনি catch them watching a twilight movie, wait for the part that Edward অথবা Jacob (depending on who the অনুরাগী likes more) take his শার্ট off, when this part comes jump in front of the screen and scream 'FRED AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER! ফ্রেড AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER!' when the part ends walk away from the screen saying 'oh never mind'
17. When they ask 'why do আপনি hate twilight so much?' say 'I don't hate it, I actually প্রণয় it' when they say 'really?' say 'Yeah it's my পছন্দ part of the day. আপনি know after the sun sits and the sky is like all purplish and all.'
18. If আপনি find a twilight book in their bag, take it and replace it with a Harry Potter one.
19. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because twilight got him after Harry Potter was finished with him.
20. Say that Stephenie Meyer totally গাউন the names Bella, Alice, James, Black and Clearwater from JK Rowling
21. তালিকা every power that a wizard can have and use all at once (seeing the future, পাঠ করা minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
22. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Wormtail.
23. Say that Bella রাজহাঁস and Argus Filch would make such a romantic couple.
24. Flinch whenever they say Edward and tell them to say You-Know-Who
25. Explain how Twilight নেকড়ে-মানুষ are really Animagi, and ask whether they're registered with the Ministry of Magic.
26. Tell them they're so crazy they have to go to St. Mungo's
27. Always remind them of the Dumbledore quote 'It does no good dwell in dreams' then remind them that the idea of twilight came to Stephenie Meyer in a dream.
28. Compare Edward Cullen to Mad Eye Moody. Compare silly stuff like their hair, skin color etc. that of course are going to be similar. Then say 'how could আপনি fall for someone who looks totally like Moody?'
29. When they remember Edward say 'Edward who?' when they say 'Edward Cullen' say 'Edward Swollen?'
30. If they say Harry Potter wears weird glasses, say 'Well at least he WEARS glasses. He doesn't sparkle like glasses. Unlike Edward Cullen over here!'
31. When they say Bella is was so brave, remind them what she did when Edward left her, then what Hermione did when Ron chose another one, then what Ginny did when Harry Left her. Compare them and then say 'Now আপনি tell me, which one would আপনি choose to do?'
32. Whenever they mention anything/anyone related to twilight say 'STOP BLOWING UP MY EARS!'
33. When they say they dreamed that Edward/Jacob kissed them, say 'A dementor kissed you?'
34. When they beg আপনি enough to read twilight, say okay. Open it,start পাঠ করা aloud, at the end of every sentence, make fun of the sentence আপনি read.
35. Ask them 'how come Edward Cullen is a vegetarian? I thought ভ্যাম্পায়ার can't eat vegetables অথবা fruits.'
36. Grab an empty notebook and a pencil, sit পরবর্তি to them, write Stephenie Meyer a very long hate letter, and mutter what you're লেখা out loud.
37. When they call on the phone and start talking about how hot is Robert Pattinson playing Edward Cullen, interrupt them and say 'Hey I just saw Daniel Radcliffe walking on my street! I'll go say hi and remind him of the stupid choice Robert made' then hang up in their face.
38. Tell them ' I heard there will be another book' when they get all excited, tell them 'You do know I mean another Harry Potter book right?'
39. Tell them Harry Potter is better than twilight, when they start to argue keep muttering 'Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter. Twilight sucks Twilight sucks Twilight sucks' like crazy.
40. Tell them that আপনি think Voldemort is prettier than Rosalie.
41. Tell them that ভ্যাম্পায়ার and নেকড়ে-মানুষ don't exist, when they say 'Wizards don't exist either' say 'Oh yes we do!' then take a stick, point it at them and shout 'Avada Kadavra!' When it doesn't work keep on poking the stick and shouting the same words. Extra points if আপনি poke them at least five times.
42. Tell them that JK Rowling got her book published with only one chapter while Stephenie Meyer got twilight barley published with the whole novel.
43. Tell them Hermione plays পিয়ানো way better than Edward.
44. Tell them the Volturi are too stupid to walk all the way from Italy to Forks and not fly.
45. Tell them if আপনি meet Bella you'll slap her in the face.
46. When they start talking about twilight pretend to be staring into space. After a few hours of their talking, when they finally finished say 'huh? what? Sorry I didn't hear you. I was thinking about Harry Potter'
47. When they tell আপনি to get a life, say 'why? Edward doesn't have one'
48. When they say they প্রণয় Edward ask why, when they tell আপনি the reason, ask why once again. Keep on asking why after everything they say.
49. Go to her room with your friends, remove all the twilight posters, pillows, বিছানা covers etc. burn them, replace them with Harry Potter ones. Extra points of আপনি do not get caught and she never finds out it was আপনি who did it.
50. Buy a twilight pencil, when she says she wants it. Tell her 'okay, let me just sharpen it for you.' sharpen it until it's all gone, then say 'aw man!I'm sorry there's nothing left of it.' Extra points if she searches the trash can like crazy looking for the pencil cores.
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all প্রশ্ন about twilight that আপনি can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book প্রতিবেদন on the most boring বই of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that আপনি hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible লেখক and her বই make want to poke your eyes out with a pencil. Then say that পাঠ করা JK Rowling's বই are like পাঠ করা বই sent from heaven.
6. Tell them that people like Dracula and Voldemort are way আরো famous and that they can kick Edward's ass!
7. If they tell আপনি that Twilight are the bestselling and most জনপ্রিয় বই ever, go on Wikipedia with them, খুঁজুন bestselling books, scroll down and প্রদর্শনী them that twilight is not there. Then go to best selling book series, scroll down, down, down, down past Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Nancy Drew, Captain আন্ডারপ্যান্ট etc. when আপনি finally see twilight say 'Oh look there's twilight right there. Almost at the bottom.'
8. Tell them আপনি went online and gave the new twilight movie one star, when they ask why say 'because Robert Pattinson was totally wearing lipstick!'
9. Remind them Edward Cullen/Jacob Black isn't real.
10. Tell a অনুরাগী that you'll send her a T-Shirt with Edward Cullen on both sides. After the two days go by, don't send her anything. When she comes up and asks আপনি why, tell her because আপনি wanted to give someone that handsome to her in person. When she gets excited, give her a T-Shirt with Hagrid on it.
11. Tell them 'real men don't sparkle' when they ask 'who ব্যক্ত that real men don't sparkle?' say 'Have আপনি got ear problems? I ব্যক্ত Only gay men sparkle. Jeez.'
12. When they try to force আপনি into watching twilight, try to force them into watching Harry Potter. If they say 'But I hate it!' say 'Well I hate twilight!' and when they say 'just watch it and you'll like it!' say 'No, আপনি watch Harry Potter and you'll like it!' etc.
13. Wen they tell আপনি they dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'oh my goodness what a nightmare!'
14. When they say the dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'well I dreamed about Voldemort, they're equally hot right?'
15. If আপনি catch them পাঠ করা twilight, snatch the book, throw it in a trash can, say 'oh man I dropped it'
16. If আপনি catch them watching a twilight movie, wait for the part that Edward অথবা Jacob (depending on who the অনুরাগী likes more) take his শার্ট off, when this part comes jump in front of the screen and scream 'FRED AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER! ফ্রেড AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER!' when the part ends walk away from the screen saying 'oh never mind'
17. When they ask 'why do আপনি hate twilight so much?' say 'I don't hate it, I actually প্রণয় it' when they say 'really?' say 'Yeah it's my পছন্দ part of the day. আপনি know after the sun sits and the sky is like all purplish and all.'
18. If আপনি find a twilight book in their bag, take it and replace it with a Harry Potter one.
19. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because twilight got him after Harry Potter was finished with him.
20. Say that Stephenie Meyer totally গাউন the names Bella, Alice, James, Black and Clearwater from JK Rowling
21. তালিকা every power that a wizard can have and use all at once (seeing the future, পাঠ করা minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
22. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Wormtail.
23. Say that Bella রাজহাঁস and Argus Filch would make such a romantic couple.
24. Flinch whenever they say Edward and tell them to say You-Know-Who
25. Explain how Twilight নেকড়ে-মানুষ are really Animagi, and ask whether they're registered with the Ministry of Magic.
26. Tell them they're so crazy they have to go to St. Mungo's
27. Always remind them of the Dumbledore quote 'It does no good dwell in dreams' then remind them that the idea of twilight came to Stephenie Meyer in a dream.
28. Compare Edward Cullen to Mad Eye Moody. Compare silly stuff like their hair, skin color etc. that of course are going to be similar. Then say 'how could আপনি fall for someone who looks totally like Moody?'
29. When they remember Edward say 'Edward who?' when they say 'Edward Cullen' say 'Edward Swollen?'
30. If they say Harry Potter wears weird glasses, say 'Well at least he WEARS glasses. He doesn't sparkle like glasses. Unlike Edward Cullen over here!'
31. When they say Bella is was so brave, remind them what she did when Edward left her, then what Hermione did when Ron chose another one, then what Ginny did when Harry Left her. Compare them and then say 'Now আপনি tell me, which one would আপনি choose to do?'
32. Whenever they mention anything/anyone related to twilight say 'STOP BLOWING UP MY EARS!'
33. When they say they dreamed that Edward/Jacob kissed them, say 'A dementor kissed you?'
34. When they beg আপনি enough to read twilight, say okay. Open it,start পাঠ করা aloud, at the end of every sentence, make fun of the sentence আপনি read.
35. Ask them 'how come Edward Cullen is a vegetarian? I thought ভ্যাম্পায়ার can't eat vegetables অথবা fruits.'
36. Grab an empty notebook and a pencil, sit পরবর্তি to them, write Stephenie Meyer a very long hate letter, and mutter what you're লেখা out loud.
37. When they call on the phone and start talking about how hot is Robert Pattinson playing Edward Cullen, interrupt them and say 'Hey I just saw Daniel Radcliffe walking on my street! I'll go say hi and remind him of the stupid choice Robert made' then hang up in their face.
38. Tell them ' I heard there will be another book' when they get all excited, tell them 'You do know I mean another Harry Potter book right?'
39. Tell them Harry Potter is better than twilight, when they start to argue keep muttering 'Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter. Twilight sucks Twilight sucks Twilight sucks' like crazy.
40. Tell them that আপনি think Voldemort is prettier than Rosalie.
41. Tell them that ভ্যাম্পায়ার and নেকড়ে-মানুষ don't exist, when they say 'Wizards don't exist either' say 'Oh yes we do!' then take a stick, point it at them and shout 'Avada Kadavra!' When it doesn't work keep on poking the stick and shouting the same words. Extra points if আপনি poke them at least five times.
42. Tell them that JK Rowling got her book published with only one chapter while Stephenie Meyer got twilight barley published with the whole novel.
43. Tell them Hermione plays পিয়ানো way better than Edward.
44. Tell them the Volturi are too stupid to walk all the way from Italy to Forks and not fly.
45. Tell them if আপনি meet Bella you'll slap her in the face.
46. When they start talking about twilight pretend to be staring into space. After a few hours of their talking, when they finally finished say 'huh? what? Sorry I didn't hear you. I was thinking about Harry Potter'
47. When they tell আপনি to get a life, say 'why? Edward doesn't have one'
48. When they say they প্রণয় Edward ask why, when they tell আপনি the reason, ask why once again. Keep on asking why after everything they say.
49. Go to her room with your friends, remove all the twilight posters, pillows, বিছানা covers etc. burn them, replace them with Harry Potter ones. Extra points of আপনি do not get caught and she never finds out it was আপনি who did it.
50. Buy a twilight pencil, when she says she wants it. Tell her 'okay, let me just sharpen it for you.' sharpen it until it's all gone, then say 'aw man!I'm sorry there's nothing left of it.' Extra points if she searches the trash can like crazy looking for the pencil cores.
Not a অনুরাগী but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a অনুরাগী but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys অথবা something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball অথবা swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball অথবা swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy আপনি get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a মোজা with pennies, and then demand all of the খাবার using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a যেভাবে খুশী person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos অথবা baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as আপনি can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little মেষশাবক at the শীর্ষ of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's খাবার when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about যেভাবে খুশী things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a মোজা with pennies, and then demand all of the খাবার using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a যেভাবে খুশী person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos অথবা baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as আপনি can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little মেষশাবক at the শীর্ষ of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's খাবার when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about যেভাবে খুশী things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was রুটি on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is রুটি on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the রুটি is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and অথবা eat the রুটি that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the রুটি off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the রুটি that is on yer head so u can on living without রুটি on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the রুটি that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating রুটি it is so if i tell u that there is রুটি on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of রুটি on yer head
I HOPE আপনি ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
আপনি can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
আপনি can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These উদ্ধৃতি are উদ্ধৃতি with differnt meanings of নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা অথবা just the animal.
“If a নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা bites আপনি it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the মতামত are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, আপনি can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা bites আপনি it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the মতামত are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, আপনি can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!