1- Last night I lay in বিছানা looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If আপনি die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What আপনি call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what আপনি call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope আপনি like them :)