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posted by Feathershine
1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then deny it and say "but I don't have, (someones name has it!" -then point to that person-
9. Say to a MALE teacher "hey isn't Beyounce your girlfriend" then pause and say loudly "wait isn't Beyounce pregnant?!?!"
10. Play zap "with girls, অথবা if u are a boy...) (the game is , আপনি put a name on someones hand and if they see it before the assigned then they have to ask that person out, give time like lunch, snack etc)
11. Chew gum in class REALLY LOUDLY
12. Run around the hall screaming and গান গাওয়া the song "Friday দ্বারা Rebecca Black"
13. During detention when your teacher tells u to be quiet say "did someone cut the cheese"
14. In the middle of class whisper to someone loudly "hey, hows it going"
15. Come into Homeroom and sit nest to someone and two them until they answer irritated "what?!". Say hi then run
16. Call peop,e nicknames u KNOW they hate
17. Raise your hand then when your called say "can I use the bathroom"
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the শিরোনাম - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where আপনি need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn দ্বারা the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something আপনি wear on the সৈকত - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number আপনি have to memorize - 7

Something আপনি do before going to বিছানা - Sleep

Something আপনি put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights দ্বারা Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 বছর old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the কমলা রাস্তা lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a ডেস্ক from her school. Apolla looked around even আরো and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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আপনি just shut the door i fell like আরো when আপনি say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do আপনি make sure to প্রণয় me even though i'm shy do আপনি ever ever ever think to try? do আপনি think of me? when আপনি say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when আপনি say hi well than আপনি won't be mine! yes this is প্রণয় but does it hurt? when i cry? when আপনি say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i প্রণয় you! why would say means things why would আপনি say the stuff that stings why would আপনি say that word when i know আপনি much? i don't think i would be with আপনি if i knew a thing অথবা two about your life আপনি backstabbing ছুরি i trusted আপনি and yet আপনি still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs আপনি a lot.
Don't আপনি প্রণয় her?
I do...
I প্রণয় my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
আপনি can only live once, but if আপনি do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom অথবা dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two বন্ধু already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she গাউন our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, প্রণয় a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking গাধা so happily
Supernova, bend আপনি over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking আপনি right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock আপনি outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when আপনি go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying যেভাবে খুশী stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some যেভাবে খুশী application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. আপনি have no means to do so. আপনি cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien আপনি know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom ব্যক্ত and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did আপনি do that?"I asked."You need to come to the বৃক্ষ house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the বৃক্ষ house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the বৃক্ষ house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine দিন in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing অথবা whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the প্রবন্ধ is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah ব্যক্ত bounding out the door.The girls met 12 বছর old Henry at a পিক্যান tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah ব্যক্ত opening...
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1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name অথবা talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his সঙ্গীত every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask আপনি if আপনি have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i প্রণয় justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate অথবা প্রণয় whatever he does even if they hate it অথবা প্রণয় it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one দিন he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One দিন when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth পরী take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the পালঙ্ক with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 মাস later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! আপনি are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey আপনি bums want simethin অথবা are আপনি goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do আপনি hear...
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 James
James
কেবিন for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am গান গাওয়া my পছন্দ song, 21 বন্দুক দ্বারা Green দিন whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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কেবিন for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 বছর old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the নাশপাতি into the side of this স্কুলের in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These প্রবন্ধ are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would আপনি wanna listen to সঙ্গীত from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better সঙ্গীত available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I প্রণয় my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a বছর and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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