যেভাবে খুশী Article: The FAITH I have (chapter 1)

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posted by adaug

My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad আপনি made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen আপনি in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how আপনি feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do আপনি want?
Skeeter:A author!
That whole টেবিল was quiet.
Skeeter:What?
Elise:Well we thought you'd want a...um...a...
Maybelle:A charity!!Like me!
Skeeter:Well,Not everyone can be like আপনি Maybelle.

Faith:So what are আপনি doing with Abilie?
Elie:Trying to get her potty trained but...Maybelle always takes her away during work.
Faith:I know...It's hard taking care of শিশুরা when the moms don't enjoy the idea.

Maybelle:Well I know,Skeeter!I just thought you'd choose something more...Creative.
Skeeter:So...Writing a book isn't "Creative"?
Maybelle:Maybe you'd like to sit down,You're drawing a crowd.
Skeeter:Well,Am I?I think I should leave,since আপনি think Being An লেখক isn't creative.Good bye.
I stood up and walked out that door and slammed it as hard as I ever could.

Elie:Oh!Finally someone is telling Maybelle off!
Maybelle:Back to work!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Maybelle:Not paying আপনি two to sit around and do nothing!
Faith:(mumbles)Not like আপনি pay us at all.
Elie:(Chuckles)Ha ha!
Maybelle:What was that Faith???
Faith:Nothing Ma'am.
Maybelle:(Walks out)

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Have আপনি Ever...?

posted by MovieManiac95

Are You MAD!?

-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

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IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
_________________________________________
If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...

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যেভাবে খুশী facts bu are they true?

posted by karpach_13

যেভাবে খুশী Facts but are They True?

The first couple to be shown in বিছানা together on prime time TV were ফ্রেড and Wilma Flintstone.

Every দিন আরো money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...

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যেভাবে খুশী Facts

posted by simpleplan

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed দ্বারা public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be প্রদত্ত to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored দিন for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...

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Something to think about

posted by MissKnowItAll

I am the girl kicked out of her প্রথমপাতা because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...

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song thats untitled- ( i wrote this WRITE THIS সেকেন্ড on here.lol. please read)

posted by heavenly13

I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure আপনি out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in আপনি and আপনি let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive আপনি , its the end
so আপনি can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil আপনি burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as আপনি push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...

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Ways to be VERY annoying

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Whenever আপনি are পরবর্তি bored, অথবা feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your যন্ত্রপত্র address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' অথবা 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks আপনি to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your ডেস্ক and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...

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To all those who have added me, mimifaith, and not had the favour returned

posted by mimifaith

I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't অনুরাগী anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their পরিলেখ and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to অনুরাগী someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a অনুরাগী of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my পরবর্তি reason...
If আপনি have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to অনুরাগী you.
However, if i can see that you're a অনুরাগী of 'Random' অথবা 'Harry Potter' অথবা 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will অনুরাগী আপনি back.

On the other hand, if আপনি are looking at this thinking that আপনি haven't done any of these things, then feel free to অনুরাগী me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 বন্ধু who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A দিন dont go দ্বারা আপনি dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF আপনি do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta আপনি XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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The no good part 1

posted by Kanji

আপনি turned to see a figure holding your বন্ধু lifeless body. আপনি screamed and the figure saw আপনি and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" আপনি screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your বন্ধু lifeless body আপনি started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then আপনি with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else আপনি turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" আপনি murmured to your self backing up,the guy took আপনি দ্বারা your...

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~You would never know!!~

posted by nessienjake

Americans on average eat 18 acres of পিজা every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard দ্বারা the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases আরো energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders আরো than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...

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UnExpected প্রণয়

posted by TOTALFan

WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, আপনি told me."

Paige:"Why আপনি here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop দ্বারা and tell আপনি I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I হারিয়ে গেছে my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...

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Do আপনি think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a সৈকত in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits পরবর্তি to me on the crooked বৃক্ষ that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still প্রদর্শনী in her eyes and the grime...

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i need everyones help!please!!! read this প্রবন্ধ first go to the মতামত though!

posted by lilred96

(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell আপনি my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell আপনি what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person আপনি will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my প্রণয় even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!

Introduction to My Story, 'Ripples In The Lake'...

posted by musicfanaticXD

Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave আপনি hanging. I think my শিরোনাম is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's ব্যক্ত that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way অথবা another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what আপনি think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the ছবি on my end টেবিল and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.

Slave of a evil Wannabe

posted by KatiiCullen94

SHILOH!" ok so now আপনি know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave আপনি chills and made আপনি gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so আপনি shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell আপনি know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound আরো scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...

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Definitely যেভাবে খুশী :)

posted by sapherequeen

KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)

Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many অনুরাগী I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the শীর্ষ 5 songs I প্রণয় from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the যেভাবে খুশী club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how আপনি chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what আপনি feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what আপনি do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i প্রণয় the way আপনি know
who আপনি are and to me it's exciting
when আপনি know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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A Poem to "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Note: The লেখক of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my পছন্দ scenes

I sat on my বিছানা on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that আপনি hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of কমলা traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your ডিনার with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in যেভাবে খুশী spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone আপনি meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Dreams are the only place where our প্রণয় survives! Pt. 2 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a অতিপ্রাকৃতিক girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....