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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar আপনি grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something অথবা someone

3. Go up to a যেভাবে খুশী person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki যেভাবে খুশী noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a ফোয়ারা run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to আপনি in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" অথবা say "Jeez! Who do আপনি think আপনি are? My mother?!" whatever আপনি like best out loud so everyone around can hear

8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who গাউন my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit

9. If your in dollar tree, অথবা whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"

10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"

11. If your at toys r us, অথবা any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at আপনি say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"

12. If your at the grocery store, take the খাবার out of the boxes and when আপনি get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the খাবার isn't poisoned!"

13. If আপনি go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around

14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that আপনি were never their and try to get as much খাবার অথবা drinks as possible

15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book

16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"

17. Try to fly

18. Pretend আপনি broke all your অস্থি in your body,be a pain

19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if আপনি know

20. If your at the mall, whenever আপনি pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction

21. bring খাবার and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction

22. Go to a ফাস্ট ফুড restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask আপনি to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get খাবার for free!"

23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds অথবা chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get আপনি the order, once আপনি get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the খাবার away

24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee দ্বারা backing up into the and pretending to sting them

25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until আপনি are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines আপনি see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope আপনি like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when আপনি heard someone talking on the intercom, আপনি fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give আপনি a ride প্রথমপাতা and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a মাশরুম and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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As many of আপনি know I made a তালিকা of 20 পছন্দ animated heroes, which ফ্যানপপ actually advertised on the ফ্যানপপ page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous অথবা something. Anyway just like with my পছন্দ animated heroines তালিকা I'm going to be making a তালিকা of the worst animated heroes. I just প্রণয় to do these hate প্রবন্ধ just as much as my পছন্দ ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just আরো fun because আপনি get to make আরো jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a মতামত and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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