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These are just some, আরো will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If আপনি get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, আপনি must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank আপনি when আপনি open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people দ্বারা their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if আপনি aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael Jackson club and see my point.)
-Homework
-School
-Dolores Umbridge
-Skeptics of every little thing. No I don't mean I hate atheists অথবা agnostics.
-Tumblr (No one murder me.)
-Rules
-People who disrespect their parents for no reason, like if your parents have always been nice and not strict to আপনি and আপনি just shit on their paperwork অথবা something. Not cool, man.
-People who think they're all awesome and brag about it so much
-Make up
-Girly shit
-Rule 34, especially when applied to ponies. *shudder*
-Fanwhores and any other breed of attention whore.
-People who send যশস্বী death threats just because they don't like their music
-DIAMOND FUCKING TIARA. The little cunt...
-Fanpop stalkers...
-When I can't remember what I was gonna type on গুগুল অথবা go into a room and can't remember what I was gonna do...
-Dummkopf's who spam with shit no one cares about.
-Human interaction. It terrifies me, yo.
-When people get mad at me for cussing. On the INTERNET. Da hell?!
-Work
-Just plain doing things
-Being blamed for things I didn't do
-The fact that my ConspiracyKeanu account got suspended. Wasn't trolling, dammit
-Fucktards who think they're better than everyone else because they dress normal
-People who ship the stupidest, most unrelated shit!
-Shipping in general (Don't kill me for this either, it's just a waste of time and stupid to me.)
-FARMVILLE, DAMMIT. Lame-ass shit dude.
-The fact that আপনি can't get in the army if you've ever broken a bone অথবা whatever.
-HUMANITY.
-When আপনি start to like songs অথবা other things like that আপনি used to hate with a fiery passion.
-When people says "It's a free country" on the internet. Dummkopf not everyone on the internet is American.
-The word "swag" and every fucker who over-uses it.


K I'll add আরো later bai for now.


Now for an unrelated picture to lighten the angry mood of something I most certainly don't hate.
 Because why the fuck not.
Because why the fuck not.
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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If আপনি can read English, আপনি can cook. For Instance. Basic রুটি stuffing, melt one third cup of মাখন in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick মাখন on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How আপনি guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't আপনি wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = আপনি got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new গিটার student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
রুটি IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on রুটি indicates that

1. আরো than 98 percent of convicted felons are রুটি users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all রুটি was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. আরো than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO আপনি did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? চুম্বন your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told আপনি not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a সেকেন্ড ago. well tell me what আপনি think!I am planing on making আরো short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
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got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the শীর্ষ of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on ফ্যান্টাসি Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for বিতর্ক team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while পাঠ করা this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where আপনি could be turned down from a job because আপনি were black and your employer was a white man, a world where আপনি can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which আপনি cannot marry the প্রণয় of your life because আপনি two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is ব্যক্ত to be a free country, one with civility. আপনি would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school অথবা any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The ভুট্টার খই ball

12. A গান গাওয়া বাস্কেটবল (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers