Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an হাতি she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A কলা is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:"OK, now what?"
A হাঁস walksinto a bar, goes up to the barman, and asks him, "Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "No, we don't serve খাবার here."
A little later the হাঁস goes back to the barman and asks,"Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "I've already told you, no we don't serve খাবার here."
A little later after that, the হাঁস goes up to the barman AGAIN and asks, "Can I have a piece of bread>"
The Barman has had enough, "I'll tell আপনি for the last time,No, wo don't have any bread, we don't serve any খাবার here. Now if আপনি come back and ask me for breadone last time,I'll nail both of your feet to the floor!"
The হাঁস goes away and returns a short time later and asks, "Do আপনি have any nails?"
The Barman says, "No, we don't have any nails."
"Well", উত্তর the duck. "How about a piece of রুটি then?"!!!
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an হাতি she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A কলা is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:"OK, now what?"
A হাঁস walksinto a bar, goes up to the barman, and asks him, "Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "No, we don't serve খাবার here."
A little later the হাঁস goes back to the barman and asks,"Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "I've already told you, no we don't serve খাবার here."
A little later after that, the হাঁস goes up to the barman AGAIN and asks, "Can I have a piece of bread>"
The Barman has had enough, "I'll tell আপনি for the last time,No, wo don't have any bread, we don't serve any খাবার here. Now if আপনি come back and ask me for breadone last time,I'll nail both of your feet to the floor!"
The হাঁস goes away and returns a short time later and asks, "Do আপনি have any nails?"
The Barman says, "No, we don't have any nails."
"Well", উত্তর the duck. "How about a piece of রুটি then?"!!!
1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens
2. get your sister অথবা brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your সঙ্গীত really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a রুটি স্যান্ডউইচ
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat অথবা dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
2. get your sister অথবা brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your সঙ্গীত really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a রুটি স্যান্ডউইচ
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat অথবা dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD