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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation দ্বারা saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall অথবা any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way আপনি laugh as আপনি wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt অথবা Uncle. If আপনি dare, hug them.
5. While passing a যেভাবে খুশী stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a mixture of anger and sadness.
6. Follow a stranger around. If they notice, take a যেভাবে খুশী small object like a brick অথবা a bar of চকোলেট and hold it up to your ear, pretending to be busy conversing on it.
7. Skip. Don't walk.
8. Walk up to them and ask them if they are some celebrity that looks nothing like them. Opposite gender, if আপনি dare. Examples: Old man - Justin Bieber, middle aged woman - Chuck Norris, young adult man - Batman.
9. Call যেভাবে খুশী numbers while passing strangers.
10. If somebody asks আপনি for directions, look them right in the eye, try to stare them down, then walk away.
11. Burst into a short fit of dance every once in a while.
12. Ask a stranger a trivial question, like the time of day. When they answer, suddenly make your expression extremely serious and sober and say. "I see. Look... I was never here, got it?" If আপনি have any small cash on আপনি you'd be willing to give up like a dollar অথবা a quarter, give it to them.
13. Introduce yourself to strangers. Then say "Just please don't tell Big Brother."
14. মুষ্ট্যাঘাত yourself in the face randomly. But make sure someone notices it, cause it would be a shame to let it go to waste.
15. If you're under 18, sing "Too sexy for my wife, too sexy for my kids, too sexy for my mother-in-law..."
16. If you're 13 অথবা over, mutter "I don't get it, I don't WANNA go to kindergarden!" But mutter it loudly enough for someone to hear you.
17. Randomly shout out "You people are all crazy!"
18. Introduce yourself to strangers like this: "Hi, I'm {insert your name here}, I'm {insert your age here} years old, I'm married, twice (your age doesn't matter) and my best বন্ধু are some funny people in white coats who call me "clinically insane." Do আপনি think I'm cute?"
19. Spray the floor/ground with disinfectant.
20. Giggle, suddenly become very sober, repeat.
21. Brush your teeth, shave অথবা both in a public place.
22. Take out a lolipop and start sucking it. When a stranger walks by, offer it to them.
23. If a stranger asks আপনি something (e.g. directions, the time of day), answer it দ্বারা saying "That's what আপনি think" অথবা "You don't need to know."
24. Tap a stranger on the back as if আপনি want to ask them something. When they turn around, say "Quark," then walk away.
25. Tap a stranger on the back as if আপনি want to ask them something. When they turn around, run away giggling.
26. In a public place like a mall, take out a skipping rope and start skipping.
27. Run/walk up to a stranger and exclaim "Look! Behind you!" When they turn around and see nothing, say "Never mind."
28. Walk up to a stranger and preach a parable to them.
29. Have a blank rectangle of paper on hand. Walk up to a stranger and give it to them, saying it's "my card."
30. If a stranger wants to ask আপনি a question, exclaim "Excuse me, I'm on the phone." Unless আপনি actually ARE on the phone when they ask you, in which case tell the person on the other line angrily, "Excuse me, stop being so rude! Can't আপনি see someone's trying to ask me a প্রশ্ন over here?!" Then hang up (or pretend to) and tell the stranger "I'm sorry, আপনি know how insensitive people can be. So, what did আপনি want to ask me?" They had it coming, anyway.
31. Walk up to a stranger and tell them in a debative tone, "I disagree. I'm a die-hard Sonic the hedgehog fan."
32. Wait for the elevator to come without pressing the button.
33. Wear a business suit, ব্রিফকেস and sunglasses somewhere regular.
34. When a stranger passes you, stand at attention and salute them.
35. Wear a hand puppet everywhere আপনি go.
36. প্রদর্শনী disgust and spit on the floor. Then, act totally surprised and try to clean it up with a handkerchief.
37. Just stand around, looking confused and lost. If someone comes up to আপনি and asks if you're হারিয়ে গেছে অথবা something, politely answer "No, thank you, I had a big breakfast. But thanks for asking!" Bonus points if আপনি mention "big breakfast" late in the afternoon.
38. Take out a piece of paper and write "The cake is a lie" on it. Then pass it off to a stranger any way আপনি can, perhaps with the #29 method.
39. If আপনি have a পিজা in a box that clearly states it's from পিজা Hut, Mario's, etc, অথবা just the empty box, walk around with it declaring "Home-made পিজা for sale!"
posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give আরো than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving আরো than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants আপনি to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help আপনি answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K এল-মৃত্যু পত্র M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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You’re now chatting with a যেভাবে খুশী stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: আপনি HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT আপনি DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when আপনি say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. আপনি look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and আপনি never get tired of being with us.

4. I প্রণয় আপনি and only you.-Well, আপনি guys get the picture.

5. I will be with আপনি forever.

6. আপনি have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. আপনি shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for আপনি to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when আপনি want to get kicked out of the DMV. দ্বারা Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy পরবর্তি to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over দ্বারা a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people পরবর্তি to আপনি look at আপনি funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down পরবর্তি to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big প্রদর্শনী number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello everyone and welcome to the পরবর্তি half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.



So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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Are আপনি bored? Do আপনি have the humor of a 10 বছর old boy? Do আপনি like সঙ্গীত that doesn't have a real point? Do আপনি like সঙ্গীত that will make your grandma look at আপনি with disappointment in her eyes!? If আপনি answered yes to any of these প্রশ্ন then here is a তালিকা for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes সঙ্গীত about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John হৃদয় - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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