This is your new language.
(This প্রবন্ধ is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of জীবন্ত each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how আপনি want to be "Miku-Chan" when আপনি get older.

4. On শীর্ষ of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If আপনি have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)

8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like জীবন্ত in half Japanese and half English.

9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.

10. Make অনুরাগী characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.

11. Carry around a classic জীবন্ত weapon with আপনি everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)

12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.

13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun স্নেহ চুম্বন coz its kawaii dessuuu"

14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.

15. Clog ফোরাম like Gaia Online অথবা 4Chan.


16. Fangirl অথবা Fanboy obsessively. (This means আরো than most of our users on here.)

17. Make sure আপনি have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)

18.Cosplay at school, অথবা any other inappropriate places.

19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U গাউন MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)

20. Live like আপনি live in Japan. (This is an important step!)

21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.

22.Constantly bring up the fact that আপনি are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).

23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable জীবন্ত features.

24. Actually make yourself believe that আপনি are in that জীবন্ত world/married to that character.

25. Eat nothing but Japanese খাবার and refuse to eat anything else.

26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.

27.Make anyone who hates জীবন্ত dead to you.

28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.

29.Do Caramelldansen অথবা Caprahina in public.

30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get জীবন্ত DVD's, pocky, অথবা other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, কুইন of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make আপনি Japanese