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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated দ্বারা you.
I was so এনচ্যান্টেড দ্বারা your beauty that I ran into that দেওয়াল over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime আপনি passed by, just so I could stare at আপনি a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but আপনি owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
আপনি look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do আপনি have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do আপনি have a map? I'm getting হারিয়ে গেছে in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to আপনি cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that আপনি made me forget my pickup line.
আপনি shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a তারকা for every time আপনি brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
আপনি know you're in প্রণয় when আপনি can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if আপনি had an extra হৃদয় mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good আপনি look.
Me without আপনি is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby অথবা is that just my হৃদয় taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the দিন my children were born, the দিন I got married, and the দিন that I met you.
Are আপনি from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are আপনি an interior decorator? When i saw আপনি the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if আপনি were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
আপনি must be a hell of a thief because আপনি গাউন my হৃদয় from across the room.
Do আপনি have a twin sister? Then আপনি must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
আপনি look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If আপনি were a booger I'd pick আপনি first.
Do আপনি know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I প্রণয় you.
Excuse me, I think আপনি have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask আপনি out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, আপনি must be the prime rib.
Are আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make আপনি the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My প্রণয় for আপনি is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
নমস্কার baby you're so fine আপনি make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet আপনি $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do আপনি have the time? [Tells আপনি the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would আপনি grab my arm so I can tell my বন্ধু I've been touched দ্বারা an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have হারিয়ে গেছে my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are আপনি married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear আপনি say "happily".
আপনি are like a ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask আপনি how আপনি looked!
Did আপনি clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when আপনি left it?
Did আপনি fart, cause আপনি blew me away.
I don't have a লাইব্রেরি card, but do আপনি mind if I check আপনি out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that দেবদূত could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
আপনি are so fine, I wish I could plant আপনি and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because আপনি are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause আপনি just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but আপনি dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are আপনি going to চুম্বন me অথবা do I have to lie to my diary?
Are আপনি cold? আপনি look like আপনি could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
আপনি know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, আপনি put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy আপনি a drink অথবা do আপনি just want the money?
Did the sun come out অথবা did আপনি just smile at me?
So there আপনি are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do আপনি believe in প্রণয় at first sight, অথবা should I walk দ্বারা again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when আপনি have a weak heart.
আপনি see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if আপনি think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed আপনি noticing me and I just wanted to give আপনি notice that I noticed আপনি too.
(As she is leaving) নমস্কার aren't আপনি forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When আপনি fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were আপনি talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know দুধ does a body good, but baby, how much have আপনি been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a প্রথমপাতা run with you.
I'm new in town. Could আপনি give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If আপনি were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was আপনি father an alien? Because there's nothing else like আপনি on Earth!
What time do আপনি have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no ফ্রেড Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this আসন taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone গাউন the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her শার্ট label.] When they say, "What are আপনি doing?" আপনি respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm হারিয়ে গেছে at sea.
আপনি know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but আপনি can tickle me any time আপনি want to.
আপনি be the Dairy কুইন and I'll be your Burger King: আপনি treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing অথবা loving you, I would say "I প্রণয় you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because আপনি are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress আপনি অথবা anything, but... I'm Batman!
আপনি must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
আপনি must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do আপনি know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে off.
আপনি must be a Snickers, because আপনি satisfy me.
Are আপনি a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because আপনি are the bomb.
Are আপনি religious? Cause আপনি are the উত্তর to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, আপনি add meaning to my life!
Baby, আপনি are so fine I could put আপনি on a plate and sop আপনি up with a biscuit.
Is there a রামধনু today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
আপনি remind me of a magnet, because আপনি sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, অথবা are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are আপনি taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will আপনি চুম্বন it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right পরবর্তি to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of আপনি wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a তারকা for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at আপনি with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar ভালুক weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that আপনি প্রণয় me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, অথবা cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
নমস্কার baby. আপনি got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do আপনি pick 'Do আপনি come here often?', 'What's your sign?', অথবা 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would আপনি hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time পরবর্তি বছর let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see আপনি on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want আপনি to think I'm ridiculous অথবা anything, but আপনি are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have আপনি always been this cute, অথবা did আপনি have to work at it?
নমস্কার baby, আপনি must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, আপনি turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did আপনি get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad দিন and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would আপনি smile for me?
I hope আপনি know CPR, cuz আপনি take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do আপনি do for a living?
If I told আপনি that আপনি had a great body, would আপনি hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here অথবা is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and আপনি are...gorgeous!
So, what do আপনি do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were আপনি arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, আপনি look really hot! আপনি must be real reason for global warming.
আপনি are the reason men fall in love.
আপনি know the আরো I drink, the prettier আপনি get!
আপনি know, I would die happy if I saw আপনি naked just once!
আপনি know, আপনি might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
আপনি look like my third wife. [how many time have আপনি been married?] Twice.
আপনি make me melt like hot অর্থহীন on a sundae.
আপনি should be someone's wife.
Were আপনি in Boy Scouts? Because আপনি sure have tied my হৃদয় in a knot.
Are আপনি as beautiful on the inside as আপনি are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! আপনি look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot আপনি would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm লেখা a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than আপনি he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, আপনি turn me on!
Hey, how did আপনি do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, আপনি have আরো curves than a race track.
If আপনি stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, আপনি would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything আরো pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
আপনি are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
আপনি look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are আপনি a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
আপনি are so beautiful that আপনি give the sun a reason to shine.
Do আপনি want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do আপনি bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your গাধা is so nice that it is a shame that আপনি have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because আপনি just গাউন my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. আপনি are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, আপনি make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... আপনি just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that আপনি could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
আপনি are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if আপনি were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet আপনি could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there ব্যক্ত that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
নমস্কার baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a বিয়ার belly, It'a a fuel tank for a প্রণয় machine.
I don't know you, but I think I প্রণয় আপনি already.
আপনি know I'd like to invite আপনি over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause আপনি are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with আপনি অথবা winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do আপনি have any sunscreen? 'Cause আপনি are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're আপনি staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause আপনি sure are special.
If আপনি could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth আরো than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If আপনি were a মাংসের ফালি আপনি would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, আপনি rock me like a hurricane!
Can আপনি pull this heart-shaped অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
আপনি Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell আপনি that he needs my হৃদয় back.
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French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are আরো likely to become serial killers.

Everything আপনি see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are আরো likely to dream when আপনি are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If আপনি tear off paper from bottles, আপনি are sexually...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 The brazen ষাঁড় an execution device
The brazen bull an execution device
The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one­ of ­the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,0­00­ years, from the 5th century to the 15th­, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN ষাঁড় :
The Brazen ষাঁড় was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims we­re placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until আপনি are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines আপনি see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and আপনি want to confuse them. No laughing অথবা anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my বন্ধু do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do আপনি want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is আপনি who is calling me. Ok, so what did আপনি need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. আপনি called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! আপনি are the one who called me! Now i ask one আরো time who are আপনি and why did আপনি call my at this...
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If আপনি consider it a sport to gather your খাবার দ্বারা drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all দিন hoping that the খাবার will swim by, আপনি might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each বছর because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, আপনি might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy কুইন is closed from November through April, আপনি might live in Michigan .

If আপনি instinctively walk like a পেংগুইন for five months out of the year, আপনি might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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posted by xxemogirl101xx
For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF আপনি DON'T PASS THIS ON আপনি DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All দিন long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So আপনি have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! নমস্কার girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did আপনি know স্নেহ চুম্বন is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken সুপ actually makes আপনি feel better. 94% of boys would প্রণয় it if আপনি sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your শীর্ষ lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult আপনি when they like you! 89% of guys want আপনি to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. চকোলেট will make আপনি feel better! Most...
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ইনুয়াসা
INUYASHA
HERES MY শীর্ষ TEN তালিকা OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE জীবন্ত IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE আপনি START WATCHING আপনি JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST জীবন্ত IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
জীবন্ত SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
নারুত
NARUTO
ঔরান হাইস্কুল হোস্ট ক্লাব
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 নারুত SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
মৃত্যুর চিঠি
DEATH NOTE
posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When আপনি arrive at the পরবর্তি stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If আপনি are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the ফ্রোজেন খাবার doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps আপনি out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around বড়দিন time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if আপনি can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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posted by BellaCullen96
"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that আপনি haven’t হারিয়ে গেছে your shoes since আপনি did this.
Agree to organize the company বড়দিন party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but আপনি didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat entire raw potatoes.
Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and watch to see how many people fall for it.
Bring in dishes that আপনি tried to cook but didn’t turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Build...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time আপনি lick a stamp.

-It takes আরো calories to eat a piece of সেলারি than the সেলারি provides আপনি with.

-Many people think eating মাছ makes আপনি আরো intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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added by fanfly
Source: wallpaperswide.com
I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with আপনি a few websites online that আপনি can নকশা characters! আপনি all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, অথবা just in your mind, and here are some websites where আপনি can নকশা their appearance! অথবা আপনি could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, অথবা make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is দ্বারা far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically আপনি use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him আপনি met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do আপনি listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him দ্বারা his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your পছন্দ guy[If আপনি hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson অথবা some who আপনি like ALLOT!]

9. Come প্রথমপাতা saying আপনি found your true...
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