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posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, আপনি may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in প্রণয় with me.

Do আপনি believe in প্রণয় at first sight, অথবা should I walk দ্বারা again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my লাইব্রেরি card. Why? Because I am totally checking আপনি out!!    

If a fat man puts আপনি in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted আপনি for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.    

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.    

People call me John, but আপনি can call me Tonight!    

Did আপনি have lucky charms for breakfast? Because আপনি look magically delicious!    

See my friend over there? He wants to know if আপনি think I'm cute.    

Do I know you? Cause আপনি look a lot like my পরবর্তি girlfriend.    

Are আপনি a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.    

You’re so beautiful আপনি made me forget my pick up line.    

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?    

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving আপনি when all the ফুলেরসাজি die"    

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    

Say "I bet I can চুম্বন আপনি on the lips without touching you." and চুম্বন her, then tell her আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে the bet.    

Are those মহাকাশ pants? Because your গাধা is out of this world!    

Would আপনি sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...    

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.    

My প্রণয় for আপনি is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!    

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm হারিয়ে গেছে at sea!    
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Can আপনি take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!    

If আপনি were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.    

Do আপনি wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs ব্যক্ত no too!    

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.    

There are 20 দেবদূত in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.    

If I followed আপনি home, would আপনি keep me?    

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!    

I want to tell আপনি your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.    

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.    

Do আপনি know karate? Cause your body's kickin!    

I think it is time I tell আপনি what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!    

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated দ্বারা you.    

আপনি are so sweet আপনি could put Hershey’s out of business.    

Did আপনি fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!    

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.    

I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.    

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.    

I've noticed আপনি noticing me and I'm just giving আপনি notice that I've noticed you!    

If আপনি were a booger I would pick আপনি first.    

[man] Excuse me, would আপনি like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I ব্যক্ত u look really fat in those pants!    

Can আপনি চুম্বন me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?    

What do আপনি and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!    

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.    

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!    

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.    

আপনি must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.    

If আপনি were a new hamburger at McDonald's, আপনি would be a McGorgeous.    

Did the sun come up অথবা did আপনি just smile at me?    

Are আপনি form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!    

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!    

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.    

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call আপনি অথবা nudge you?    

আপনি owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.    

Could আপনি please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!    

Bond....James Bond    

Do আপনি have any raisins? No? How about a date?    

I'm going outside to make out... care to যোগদান me?    
Can I buy আপনি a drink, অথবা do আপনি just want the money?    

i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard আপনি were looking for me.    

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!    

Did it hurt when আপনি fell? [Girl: Huh?] When আপনি fell from heaven?    

Polar ভালুক (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.    

Are আপনি a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.    

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?    

I must be lost… because I see paradise.    

If আপনি were a laser আপনি would be set on stunning.    

আপনি don't sweat much for a fat chick.    

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
    
You're ugly, but আপনি intrigue me...    

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.    

Are আপনি a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.    

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.    

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!    

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!    

(She asks আপনি the time) Its two flirty and the date's with আপনি and me.    

Excuse me, did আপনি just fart?    

Girl আপনি so fine I wish I could plant আপনি and grow a whole feild of y'all!    

Did something bad happen to আপনি অথবা are আপনি just naturally ugly.
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