Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting আগুন with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.
So girls, here's a তালিকা about boys, দ্বারা a boy.
Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a প্রশ্ন I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are আপনি expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on you? Break up with you, just so he could start a thing with that girl he just so happened to notice? That only says something about your own insecurity, and আপনি should really learn to assume a stronger posture. No offense to anyone without a boyfriend, অথবা just doesn't care much.
"Getting your way is easy, but only when we think you're nagging."
2. We have two rules when it comes wo arguing with a girl. Rule #1: The girl always wins. Rule #2 (less important side rule): when the guy happens to be right, rule #1 comes into play. Therefore, it is easy for most of us to just say "OK, hunn, you're right.". Kinda makes it a waste of time to argue with us in the first place.
Gives guys a break every once in a while
3. We প্রণয় to spend time with you, but when we need a time off, give us that time off, and don't call us for a while. Chances are that after a few tries we just stop answering, and it only cost আপনি phone credit. (if আপনি have a phone subscription, lucky you! ;) ) When we've stopped feeling so down, we will visit আপনি again. Guys can't stay away from their girlfriends too long.
"That guy is touching you?? I'll have his balls!"
4. Guys are protective and vigilant দ্বারা nature. It's just the way we are, I think. If we see anyone eyeballing 'our' (I use that word loosely here) girl, we'll tare him apart. Think of us as dogs. If আপনি are away from us, we'll miss you, and if we see anyone touching you, we relentlessly attack him.
Contrary to জনপ্রিয় believes, guys do cry. Just alone
5.Guys can be sad too!:'( I hear so many girls bringing guys into a bad daylight. "Guys are so insensitive, guys are so unfeeling". So ignorant. If anyone is unsensitive, it should be people who say stuff like that, without even getting to know the guy. Lots of guys are adept at holding back their tears (me, for example), and when we're alone, we'll throw it out all at once. Although fairly quietly. For example, when we're in company of others, and we say something like: "excuse me, I'll be right back..." and we step out of the room, let us. Please. There's a pretty real chance we're going to cry. We need to cry every now and then, and when we return in a few minutes, we often will share what's on our mind. And if we don't, it's just too hard to tell.
Same interests? Who needs 'em?
6. Most guys are not not as picky as girls, when it comes to প্রণয় and that sort of thing. Having the same interests is often a side manner, when it is really gorgeous eyes and a nice sense of humour that makes most guys 'melt'.
Guys are not as talkative with বন্ধু when there is a girl with them
7. Often our convorsations consists of dirty little sextalks. That's right, sex interests us a lot. And we know most girls feel uneasy because of it. So we know how to keep quiet about it. So when আপনি think it gets too quiet, it's because we have nothing to talk about, if আপনি get my meaning... Think of it as a sign of respect. When there's a girl in the room, adult filter is turned 'ON'.
Playing sports is a pro
8. We প্রণয় it when a girls practices a sport. It gives us something fun to do with our girlfriend, and an hourglass figure is an enjoyable side bonus to lots of guys. Not that our whole world revolves around your body though.
Girls who like classic rock are hot
9. And দ্বারা the looks of it, most who read this তালিকা shouldn't worry about this. Few things impose guys আরো than a girl who has AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, অথবা Deep Purple in their iTunes playlist. Playing a musical instrument is a pro, too.
"Ask us out for a change!"
10. I know, it's a prescribed rule that guys should be the ones to ask their girlfriend out for a date, but why does it always have to be us? যোগদান us in a rebel against society! Ask us out every once in a while too.
But please, don't make us go to a girly movie অথবা anything. ;-)
So girls, here's a তালিকা about boys, দ্বারা a boy.
Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a প্রশ্ন I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are আপনি expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on you? Break up with you, just so he could start a thing with that girl he just so happened to notice? That only says something about your own insecurity, and আপনি should really learn to assume a stronger posture. No offense to anyone without a boyfriend, অথবা just doesn't care much.
"Getting your way is easy, but only when we think you're nagging."
2. We have two rules when it comes wo arguing with a girl. Rule #1: The girl always wins. Rule #2 (less important side rule): when the guy happens to be right, rule #1 comes into play. Therefore, it is easy for most of us to just say "OK, hunn, you're right.". Kinda makes it a waste of time to argue with us in the first place.
Gives guys a break every once in a while
3. We প্রণয় to spend time with you, but when we need a time off, give us that time off, and don't call us for a while. Chances are that after a few tries we just stop answering, and it only cost আপনি phone credit. (if আপনি have a phone subscription, lucky you! ;) ) When we've stopped feeling so down, we will visit আপনি again. Guys can't stay away from their girlfriends too long.
"That guy is touching you?? I'll have his balls!"
4. Guys are protective and vigilant দ্বারা nature. It's just the way we are, I think. If we see anyone eyeballing 'our' (I use that word loosely here) girl, we'll tare him apart. Think of us as dogs. If আপনি are away from us, we'll miss you, and if we see anyone touching you, we relentlessly attack him.
Contrary to জনপ্রিয় believes, guys do cry. Just alone
5.Guys can be sad too!:'( I hear so many girls bringing guys into a bad daylight. "Guys are so insensitive, guys are so unfeeling". So ignorant. If anyone is unsensitive, it should be people who say stuff like that, without even getting to know the guy. Lots of guys are adept at holding back their tears (me, for example), and when we're alone, we'll throw it out all at once. Although fairly quietly. For example, when we're in company of others, and we say something like: "excuse me, I'll be right back..." and we step out of the room, let us. Please. There's a pretty real chance we're going to cry. We need to cry every now and then, and when we return in a few minutes, we often will share what's on our mind. And if we don't, it's just too hard to tell.
Same interests? Who needs 'em?
6. Most guys are not not as picky as girls, when it comes to প্রণয় and that sort of thing. Having the same interests is often a side manner, when it is really gorgeous eyes and a nice sense of humour that makes most guys 'melt'.
Guys are not as talkative with বন্ধু when there is a girl with them
7. Often our convorsations consists of dirty little sextalks. That's right, sex interests us a lot. And we know most girls feel uneasy because of it. So we know how to keep quiet about it. So when আপনি think it gets too quiet, it's because we have nothing to talk about, if আপনি get my meaning... Think of it as a sign of respect. When there's a girl in the room, adult filter is turned 'ON'.
Playing sports is a pro
8. We প্রণয় it when a girls practices a sport. It gives us something fun to do with our girlfriend, and an hourglass figure is an enjoyable side bonus to lots of guys. Not that our whole world revolves around your body though.
Girls who like classic rock are hot
9. And দ্বারা the looks of it, most who read this তালিকা shouldn't worry about this. Few things impose guys আরো than a girl who has AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, অথবা Deep Purple in their iTunes playlist. Playing a musical instrument is a pro, too.
"Ask us out for a change!"
10. I know, it's a prescribed rule that guys should be the ones to ask their girlfriend out for a date, but why does it always have to be us? যোগদান us in a rebel against society! Ask us out every once in a while too.
But please, don't make us go to a girly movie অথবা anything. ;-)
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty আপনি can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty আপনি can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? অথবা i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened দ্বারা the way it is how some people act) he ব্যক্ত something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are আপনি sure আপনি don't want that private tutor?
thankyou for listening and become a অনুরাগী of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did আপনি press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did আপনি press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson
Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from ইউরোপ to Asia. He also went to Greenland to খুঁজুন for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.
He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.
After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.
Cited Sources
1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me
2. বই I read
3. Research online
That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments
And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
Let's start from the outside first.
Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.