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Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting আগুন with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a তালিকা about boys, দ্বারা a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a প্রশ্ন I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are আপনি expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on you? Break up with you, just so he could start a thing with that girl he just so happened to notice? That only says something about your own insecurity, and আপনি should really learn to assume a stronger posture. No offense to anyone without a boyfriend, অথবা just doesn't care much.

"Getting your way is easy, but only when we think you're nagging."
2. We have two rules when it comes wo arguing with a girl. Rule #1: The girl always wins. Rule #2 (less important side rule): when the guy happens to be right, rule #1 comes into play. Therefore, it is easy for most of us to just say "OK, hunn, you're right.". Kinda makes it a waste of time to argue with us in the first place.

Gives guys a break every once in a while
3. We প্রণয় to spend time with you, but when we need a time off, give us that time off, and don't call us for a while. Chances are that after a few tries we just stop answering, and it only cost আপনি phone credit. (if আপনি have a phone subscription, lucky you! ;) ) When we've stopped feeling so down, we will visit আপনি again. Guys can't stay away from their girlfriends too long.

"That guy is touching you?? I'll have his balls!"
4. Guys are protective and vigilant দ্বারা nature. It's just the way we are, I think. If we see anyone eyeballing 'our' (I use that word loosely here) girl, we'll tare him apart. Think of us as dogs. If আপনি are away from us, we'll miss you, and if we see anyone touching you, we relentlessly attack him.

Contrary to জনপ্রিয় believes, guys do cry. Just alone
5.Guys can be sad too!:'( I hear so many girls bringing guys into a bad daylight. "Guys are so insensitive, guys are so unfeeling". So ignorant. If anyone is unsensitive, it should be people who say stuff like that, without even getting to know the guy. Lots of guys are adept at holding back their tears (me, for example), and when we're alone, we'll throw it out all at once. Although fairly quietly. For example, when we're in company of others, and we say something like: "excuse me, I'll be right back..." and we step out of the room, let us. Please. There's a pretty real chance we're going to cry. We need to cry every now and then, and when we return in a few minutes, we often will share what's on our mind. And if we don't, it's just too hard to tell.

Same interests? Who needs 'em?
6. Most guys are not not as picky as girls, when it comes to প্রণয় and that sort of thing. Having the same interests is often a side manner, when it is really gorgeous eyes and a nice sense of humour that makes most guys 'melt'.

Guys are not as talkative with বন্ধু when there is a girl with them
7. Often our convorsations consists of dirty little sextalks. That's right, sex interests us a lot. And we know most girls feel uneasy because of it. So we know how to keep quiet about it. So when আপনি think it gets too quiet, it's because we have nothing to talk about, if আপনি get my meaning... Think of it as a sign of respect. When there's a girl in the room, adult filter is turned 'ON'.

Playing sports is a pro
8. We প্রণয় it when a girls practices a sport. It gives us something fun to do with our girlfriend, and an hourglass figure is an enjoyable side bonus to lots of guys. Not that our whole world revolves around your body though.

Girls who like classic rock are hot
9. And দ্বারা the looks of it, most who read this তালিকা shouldn't worry about this. Few things impose guys আরো than a girl who has AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, অথবা Deep Purple in their iTunes playlist. Playing a musical instrument is a pro, too.

"Ask us out for a change!"
10. I know, it's a prescribed rule that guys should be the ones to ask their girlfriend out for a date, but why does it always have to be us? যোগদান us in a rebel against society! Ask us out every once in a while too.

But please, don't make us go to a girly movie অথবা anything. ;-)
Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When আপনি tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies আপনি tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my হৃদয় was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1.Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
2.Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
3.Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
4.Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create adream dictionaryin 4000 B.C.E
5.We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
6.People who suffer from apersonalitydisorderlack dream activity
7.Our brains tend to be way আরো active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
8.Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night....
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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs পূর্বে that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy দিন back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the পালঙ্ক so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the রান্নাঘর and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.

Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty আপনি can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.

Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
posted by hgfan5602
Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and...
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posted by shutyourface
yo
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me

i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? অথবা i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened দ্বারা the way it is how some people act) he ব্যক্ত something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are আপনি sure আপনি don't want that private tutor?

thankyou for listening and become a অনুরাগী of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did আপনি press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
It was on my যন্ত্রপত্র and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and বন্দুক and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of বিছানা and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the বিছানা he gets on শীর্ষ of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by KissKissHannah
So I finished my essay. It's not the best in the world, but I tried my best!

Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson

Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from ইউরোপ to Asia. He also went to Greenland to খুঁজুন for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.

He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.

After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.


Cited Sources

1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me

2. বই I read

3. Research online

That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments

And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, সেকেন্ড before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk দ্বারা the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...
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posted by Nuri__
 From the gate entrance.
From the gate entrance.
In case anyone is interested to see how it looks here are some pictures I've taken myself last year.







Let's start from the outside first.



Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.
 Close up capture.
Close up capture.
 A view from the upstairs room.
A view from the upstairs room.
 Beautiful view.
Beautiful view.
 Another beautiful view.
Another beautiful view.
 First picture from inside is the bedroom.
First picture from inside is the bedroom.
 Dining room.
Dining room.
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 হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
Lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
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