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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! আপনি threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! আপনি only wish আপনি could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like বেকন and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont আপনি fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell আপনি the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... নমস্কার look, আরো food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or আপনি can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE আপনি change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and আপনি get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if এল-মৃত্যু পত্র lick my own balls? Try it, আপনি might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs কুকুরছানা chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 বছর old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't আপনি ever lick your balls?
30) নমস্কার Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
32) ****!!!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) আপনি cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told আপনি to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, অথবা not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg স্মেল্ট just like Fifi পরবর্তি door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the টেবিল i promise i wont bite
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Are আপনি a good BFF?

Admit it, আপনি couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best বন্ধু foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your বন্ধু are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps আপনি run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and আপনি trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other দিন during ভলিবলখেলা practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing আপনি ব্যক্ত about Taylor? Now...
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10. ON VACATION: Who would আপনি most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told আপনি "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have আপনি now wasted your time and money, but আপনি can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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