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Who do আপনি have a crush on?

If আপনি had to তারিখ anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity আপনি would want to make out with

Name five people আপনি hate and why আপনি hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have আপনি ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If আপনি did, what did আপনি do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have আপনি ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have আপনি had your first kiss, if আপনি have, were was it and who was it with?

Have আপনি ever seen a parent naked?

Have আপনি ever seen জন্তু জানোয়ার reproducing?

Have আপনি stalked anyone, if আপনি have, who was it?

Have আপনি ever typed up anything inappropriate on Facebook/Twitter?

Have আপনি had a blind তারিখ before, if আপনি have, who was it with, and do we know him/her?

Have আপনি ever accidentally grabbed someones butt?

Have আপনি ever done anything illegal? If আপনি have, what did আপনি do?

Have আপনি ever had beer/wine?

Have আপনি ever cheated on আপনি girlfriend/boyfriend with your বন্ধু girlfriend/boyfriend?

What was the biggest trouble you've ever gotten into? What was it about?

Have আপনি ever licked anything off anyone? If আপনি have, what did আপনি lick off of them and who was it?

Have আপনি ever touched someones... Thingy? If আপনি have was it on accident অথবা on purpose?

Have আপনি ever had to hump anything? If আপনি had to, what did আপনি hump?

Have আপনি ever t-bagged someone on (whatever games আপনি noobs play all I know of is Halo were আপনি can do that)

Have আপনি ever called your best friend a naughty word (example: dick)

Have আপনি ever lick an animal before? If আপনি have, what animal? And was it your pet?

Have আপনি ever been attacked দ্বারা an animal? If আপনি have what animal was it and were where আপনি at the time of the attack?

Have আপনি ever seen জন্তু জানোয়ার fighting? If আপনি have, what জন্তু জানোয়ার were fighting?

DARES

Lick the person to your rights feet

Make out with someone of the opposite gender for two minutes

Make out with someone of the same gender for one minute

চুম্বন the person on your rights cheek (does not matter which gender) and say আপনি প্রণয় them and আপনি think their sexy

Tell someone (any gender) their sexy

Go outside and scream out "someone shot me!"

Run around the neighborhood screaming: "I'm a dick! And everyone hates me!!" do this until your বন্ধু tell আপনি to come back

Go outside in front of everyone around and sing to them any song of your বন্ধু chose

If your in a pool অথবা hot tub wait until আপনি have to fart then fart and announce it out loud as loud as আপনি possibly can "I cut the cheese"

Make out with someones girlfriend/boyfriend (only if they allow it which probably won't happen)

Tell someone their fat and ugly, then ten মিনিট later apologize and give them a hug and a চুম্বন on the cheek

Give someone an "aunty kiss" borrow some lip stick then give চুম্বন them!

If there is a pool with people in it then sprint up to it scream and belly flop into the pool

Go up to someone আপনি don't know and ask for their number

Order a pizza, and when they get there ask them out (no matter what gender) if they say yes make out with them then break up with them

Ask a যেভাবে খুশী person if they want to make out, if they say yes make out with them for as long as the dare says, then just get up and randomly walk away after that time

Swap clothes/bathing স্যুইটস্‌ with someone else for a half-an-hour

Rip of someones bikini শীর্ষ and throw the bikini শীর্ষ out the window and tell them to go get it without covering their boobs

Take off your শার্ট অথবা bikini শীর্ষ for five seconds

Make someone ask someone out in the game, if they say yes আপনি have to be their girlfriend/boyfriend for a least two weeks (or until that other person wants to break up)

Go up to someone and say they need to lose weight, at the end of the game say your sorry and offer to take that person to McDonalds for fries and shakes

Tell someone their a দুশ্চরিত্রা then stomp away and never attempt to talk to them again

Call your crush and say their sexy and অথবা hot

Call a যেভাবে খুশী person and say their sexy and অথবা hot

Cover your eyes then go up to someone in truth অথবা dare and ask them out (does not matter the gender)


Okay there, there is a whole lot আরো but yeah this is just me brainstorming have fun, at your parties/sleepovers/having বন্ধু over :)))))
posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮
44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make আপনি tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are আপনি remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with আপনি when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves আপনি more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her বন্ধু say i প্রণয় her আরো than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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added by 27-5
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers আপনি know.
12.Strangers আপনি don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to মোছা above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until আপনি are seen to দ্বারা a dotor অথবা nurse then when they approach আপনি say "wow doc i feel way better thank আপনি " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that আপনি dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for আপনি flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on আপনি

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise অথবা say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO আপনি LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary বন্ধু that আপনি talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the চুলা on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake প্রণয় notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near আপনি falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the শীর্ষ of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
Here are my তালিকা of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let আপনি know now i got alot of these from the ইউটিউব channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything অথবা eating anything আপনি might spit it অথবা something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the ঝাড়ু late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the উপসাগর they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome বন্ধু and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time আপনি read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though আপনি may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't প্রণয় you, my love.

I loved আপনি with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a যেভাবে খুশী strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T আপনি SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do আপনি guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are আপনি listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do আপনি like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks আপনি to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks আপনি to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your প্রথমপাতা alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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A/N: I প্রণয় copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic তালিকা I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. দ্বারা the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do অথবা has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when আপনি don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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1.Try to climb through all the rooms in your প্রথমপাতা without touching the floor
2.Find undiscovered tribes using গুগুল Earth
3.Shave your pets
4.Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
5.Start a free blog on WordPress অথবা Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
6.Email an ex girlfriend অথবা boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
7.Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s...
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar আপনি grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something অথবা someone

3. Go up to a যেভাবে খুশী person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki যেভাবে খুশী noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a ফোয়ারা run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to আপনি in public about the...
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posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮
Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their পছন্দ cologne (which happens to be the one that আপনি bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at আপনি and আপনি want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they চুম্বন away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they প্রদর্শনী off around their friends, even though আপনি both know that আপনি would প্রণয় them even...
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