I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?
I have alot of guy বন্ধু so i must be fucking every single one of them.?
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m বন্ধু with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?
I’m black, so I must be stupid.?
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.?
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.?
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.?
I cut myself so I must be emo.?
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl বন্ধু can feel safe.?
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.?
I like spending my দিন at home, so I don’t have any friends?
I am gay, so i must be bullied?
I am trans, so I must be a freak.?
Most of my বন্ধু are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.?
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero বন্ধু in real life?
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist?
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.?
I strongly defend এলজিবিটি গোষ্ঠী so I must be gay.?
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.?
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.?
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.?
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.?
I really প্রণয় him, so I must hold on.?
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.?
I really প্রণয় him, so I must be taken for granted.?
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.?
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.?
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.?
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.?
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.?
I have alot of guy বন্ধু so i must be fucking every single one of them.?
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m বন্ধু with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?
I’m black, so I must be stupid.?
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.?
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.?
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.?
I cut myself so I must be emo.?
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl বন্ধু can feel safe.?
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.?
I like spending my দিন at home, so I don’t have any friends?
I am gay, so i must be bullied?
I am trans, so I must be a freak.?
Most of my বন্ধু are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.?
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero বন্ধু in real life?
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist?
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.?
I strongly defend এলজিবিটি গোষ্ঠী so I must be gay.?
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.?
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.?
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.?
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.?
I really প্রণয় him, so I must hold on.?
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.?
I really প্রণয় him, so I must be taken for granted.?
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.?
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.?
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.?
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.?
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.?
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife ফুলেরডালি for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, আপনি haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. আপনি order what আপনি want, then when আপনি see what the other fellow has, আপনি wish আপনি had ordered that.
Unknown
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife ফুলেরডালি for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, আপনি haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. আপনি order what আপনি want, then when আপনি see what the other fellow has, আপনি wish আপনি had ordered that.
Unknown
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner