Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that আপনি "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that আপনি haven't received enough চকোলেট sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every প্রশ্ন with another question. As soon as one of আপনি says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but আপনি didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra আসন for your "imaginary friend."
Ask to "interface" with someone.
Ask your co-workers mysterious প্রশ্ন and then scribble their উত্তর in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your খাবার back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
At যেভাবে খুশী times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" অথবা "Have a good day, thank you."
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
Be "in conference" all the time.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways.
Bring 15 things into the dressing room.
Bring a portable CD player to a সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান and listen the CD because আপনি insist that it is "Just better quality"
Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
Buy it, wear it, return it.
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Call every girl আপনি know "dude".
Call every pager number আপনি know and leave the number for your local McDonalds.
Call everyone a communist.
Call into work and tell them আপনি have something better to do today.
Call other people "Champ" অথবা "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Call someone and ask for someone that আপনি know is not there then hang up. Call again about a half ঘন্টা latter and ask for the same person then hang up again. Wait another half ঘন্টা and call again and ask for that person again and then hang up again and wait a ঘন্টা and call the same number and say that আপনি are the person that আপনি have been calling for and ask if আপনি had any messages.
Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
Call your neighbors collect.
Change Channels five মিনিট before the end of every show.
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Chew on pens/pncils that you've borrowed.
Claim that আপনি must always wear a bicycle শিরস্ত্রাণ as part of your "astronaut training."
Claim আপনি are fluent in over 6 million forms of communication - constantly, every time any language is mentioned, even if the মতামত is not directed to আপনি
Clear your throat every three অথবা four words while speaking.
Click your mechanical pencils অথবা your pens during a test in school.
Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
Continually try to get all of the people who write আপনি letters to put cellophane tape over their stamps so that আপনি can wipe off the postmark and reuse them.
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Continuously mumble during a conversation.
Continuously open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা bag and say into it, "Have আপনি got enough air in there?"
Convince people আপনি are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
Dance fast to slow সঙ্গীত and vice-versa.
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," অথবা the Mr. Rogers theme song.
Demand that everyone address আপনি as "Conquistador."
Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Develop strategies for cutting into the front of lines.
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink কার্তুজ across the room.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying আরো any moment.
Don't clean the dryer lint screen.
Don't leave a message at the beep, just hangup.
Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back.
Don't stand during hymns and anthems.
dont use any punctuation
Down a can of কোকাকোলা in one drink and then burp loudly.
Draw mustaches on posters.
Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at যেভাবে খুশী রাস্তা corners.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Drive half a block.
Drum on every available surface.
Drum your fingers during other people's presentations.
Eat out with বন্ধু and "forget" your wallet.
Eat produce at the market; don't buy it.
E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors আপনি are a "spider person."
Every time someone asks আপনি to do something অথবা says something to আপনি ask "Is that a threat?"
Every time someone asks আপনি to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Every time someone asks আপনি to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.
Every time আপনি see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
Face the back when standing in an elevator.
Fart in cramped places.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one দিন after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
Finish other people's crossword puzzles
Finish the 99 bottles of বিয়ার song.
Five days in advance, tell your বন্ধু আপনি can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Flirt with a friend's spouse, lick your lips slowly, wink, etc.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the মাছ tank with a mask and snorkel.
Force everyone to remove their shoes when they enter your office "to prevent contamination."
Forget the pooper scooper.
“Forget” the মুষ্ট্যাঘাত line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Frantically change the তারিখ on people's computers back 50 years, and claim that আপনি are trying to save humanity from the "Year 2000 Bug."
Get to know a বন্ধু bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Give little kids clothes for their birthdays
Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
Go to a gumball machine insert coins until আপনি have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the রাস্তা wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When আপনি get pulled over, leap into the passenger's আসন and claim, "He was here a মিনিট ago, officer!"
Go to a মেটালিকা সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
Go to a কবিতা recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that আপনি aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
Go up the down escalator.
Go up to a someone and say, "Are আপনি annoyed দ্বারা irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
Hang around national monuments all day, trying to get in other people's vacation photos. Afterwards, give them your address and ask them to send আপনি a print when they get them developed.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Hold the elevator until আপনি have finished your conversation.
Holler যেভাবে খুশী numbers while someone is counting.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" অথবা the Mr. Rogers theme song.
In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky উইকেট isn't cricket."
Inform everyone আপনি meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like গুল্ম is still President.
Insist on buying airplane tickets for বন্ধু to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that আপনি didn't really save them any money.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
Insist that your e-mail address be zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com
Instead of গান গাওয়া 99 bottles of বিয়ার on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of বিয়ার on the wall!
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
Learn "Ice Ice Baby" দ্বারা হৃদয় and recite it endlessly.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with বন্ধু in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads.
Leave pages in the copier.
Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
Leave the outdoor বড়দিন decorations up until March অথবা April.
Leave the toilet আসন up
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Leave your বড়দিন lights up and lit until September.
Leave your মেটালিকা CD in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
Leave your pantyhose hanging in the shower.
Leave your সুপারমার্কেট কার্ট on the রাস্তা অথবা in the parking lot.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Let doors slam behind আপনি -- in other people's faces.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Lie to your therapist.
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Make scary faces at babies.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only দ্বারা these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with আপনি there, Chachi." (Hmmm, I guess our President has already co-opted this idea!)
সরানো people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Name your dog "Dog."
Never break eye contact.
Never make eye contact.
Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
On a night other than Halloween, get a few বন্ধু together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of আপনি stand a mile apart on a highway.
On buses, attempt to convince the driver to take a really cool short-cut আপনি know. Barter and haggle for your fare.
On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"
only type in lowercase.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Open umbrellas in crowded hallways.
Order a পিজা and ask them if they can "please put the crust on শীর্ষ this time" in an exasperated voice.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Outloud say "What?" and then answer "Never mind. It's gone now."
Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
Pay for your ডিনার with pennies.
Pay tolls with $100 bills
Pee in the swimming pool.
Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
Phone যেভাবে খুশী numbers and tell them আপনি are holding their daughter hostage.
Pick your ear wax and ask if আপনি could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
Pinch all the চকোলেট candies until আপনি find the one আপনি want.
Place your shoes on the table.
Play the electric গিটার very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask আপনি to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought আপনি asked me to turn it up!
Plead with the person পরবর্তি to আপনি for the window আসন on the plane, and then get up fifteen অথবা twenty times during the course of the flight complaining that আপনি should have taken two spoonsful of "The পরাকাষ্ঠা Stuff".
Poke anyone near আপনি and say, "stop violating my personal space."
Pose as a client at a bank অথবা other professional institution, and when আপনি are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on শীর্ষ into different patterns and tell them আপনি are "just reorganizing things."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Practice the art of limp handshakes
Press the "power" button on on someone's computer অথবা keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that আপনি thought it was the focus adjustment.
Pretend আপনি are invisible.
Pretend আপনি have gone completely deaf.
Pretend your computers মাউস is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Pretend your মাউস is a CB radio, and talk into it.
Pretend you're listening.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of FBI copyright warnings.
Publicly investigate just how slowly আপনি can make a "croaking" noise.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Put a শিরোনাম like Senator অথবা Doctor before your name when making ডিনার and hotel reservations.
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Put everyone on speakerphone.
Put your garbage can on your ডেস্ক and label it 'IN'.
Race the old woman for the last bus seat.
Rain on someone's parade.
Read over other people's shoulders on the bus.
Rearrange the keys on associates' keyboards to spell unflattering things about their mothers.
Recite every song from the প্লে-ষ্টেশন games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
Recite Shakespearian কবিতা to everyone আপনি meet.
Recite the first 100 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
Remove single socks from laundry machines at public laundromats. Replace them bright red scarves which are especially prone to bleeding.
Repeat everything someone says as a question.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do আপনি hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what আপনি think."
Ride a unicycle to work.
Ride on the shoulder until আপনি pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in.
Run around holding your elbows and asking people to please take the straightjacket off you.
Run through the halls of your office building অথবা school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.
Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what আপনি don't like about each one.
Say to people, "Did আপনি wear deodorant today?"
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
See if আপনি can be the first one off the plane, even if আপনি are sitting দ্বারা the window.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent বিতর্ক about the direction of one of your agency's programs. অগ্রবর্তী the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Send emails to listserv when nobody else can
Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If আপনি don't send this to 300 people in 4 সেকেন্ড আপনি will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
Serve ভূট্টা on the cob to people with dentures.
Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and Twinkies on Thanksgiving.
Set alarms for যেভাবে খুশী times.
Shake with your left hand.
Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
Signal that a conversation is over দ্বারা clamping your hands over your ears.
Sing along at the opera.
Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.
Sit in the প্রথমপাতা bleachers and cheer for the other team.
Slap people and tell them to stop grabbing your ass.
Smell smoke often and announce it.
Snap your gum.
Sniffle incessantly.
Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
Speak so quietly that people always have to get আপনি to repeat it.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Spend all দিন at a fast খাবার restaurant and see how long it takes before আপনি have to pay for your "free" refills.
Spend an entire weekend pretending আপনি are R2-D2.
Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the টুপি off.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
Stare at static on the TV and claim আপনি can see a "magic picture."
Start each meal দ্বারা conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
Start to build a তারকা Destroyer. Build a mock-up out of popsicle sticks.
Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you.
Step on the heels of the person in front of you, and ask them to watch where they're going.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Surprise old friend's দ্বারা visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
Tailgate the elderly.
Take আরো than 10 items to the express checkout lane
Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, অথবা better yet, someone else's house.
Take ছবি of people walking down the রাস্তা and then run away.
Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
Tape a blank piece of typing paper to your dorm অথবা office door and leave it up for ages; when someone finally writes on it, yell at them and tell them to please not deface your property.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
Tell everyone আপনি are Bill Clinton's cousin.
Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.
Tell people that they're "putting on weight nicely."
Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweatpants.
Tell people they have bad breath.
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
Tell teenagers how things were in your day.
Tell the ending of movies
Throw an Oh Henry in a public pool.
Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
Throw stones at people walking past your house.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Touch strangers.
Try playing the William Tell Overture দ্বারা tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence আপনি say.
Unbend all the paperclips আপনি can find, then replace every eraser আপনি can find with a rubber band.
Use the last square of toilet paper and do not change the roll.
Vacuum your lawn. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Wait until আপনি get to work to shave.
Walk around at the casino, looking at people's hands and giving them উপদেশ loudly. "Wow, that's a GOOD one!" অথবা "Get rid of the nine; you've got a pair of kings!"
Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
Walk up to যেভাবে খুশী people and ask them, very seriously, "Do আপনি know the মাফিন man?"
Walk up to যেভাবে খুশী strangers insisting আপনি are family.
Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching আপনি eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you, সরানো in front of them when the try.
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
Wear a lot\of cologne.
Wear a special hip খাপ, holster for your remote control.
Wear alarming combinations of পরাকাষ্ঠা and green and মতামত about everybody else's fashion sense.
Wear large hats during the movies.
Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
Wear odd shoes.
Wear your টুপি backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
Wear your pants backwards.
When a cop pulls আপনি over, when they step up to your car, drive অগ্রবর্তী slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, অথবা pretend it গাউন your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
When at ডিনার at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.
When বড়দিন caroling, sing "Jingle bells, ব্যাটম্যান smells" until physically restrained.
When giving directions, leave out a turn অথবা two.
When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out যেভাবে খুশী floors, and then watch as আপনি get there, no one gets off.
When in public, pretend আপনি are selling something in an infomercial.
When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you.
When people ask আপনি to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where আপনি are going."
When riding up an elevator with a stranger, start গান গাওয়া a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start গান গাওয়া too. If they do not start singing, insist, “Everyone knows that song. Are আপনি stupid?”
When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
When walking push an invisible কার্ট and make loud squeaky noises.
When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond দ্বারা saying, "I know."
Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they ব্যক্ত means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle the person and yell "Stop, drop, and roll!"
While driving if আপনি see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive and put মশা netting around your cubicle.
While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in যেভাবে খুশী spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.