Q: Why did the বেল্ট get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big বাস্কেটবল fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But আপনি forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- আপনি already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't আপনি tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived প্রথমপাতা from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big বাস্কেটবল fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But আপনি forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- আপনি already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't আপনি tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived প্রথমপাতা from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: নমস্কার lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were আপনি only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK আপনি HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 ঘন্টা LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been আরো understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story দ্বারা thing because আপনি know it's দ্বারা me*
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: নমস্কার lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were আপনি only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK আপনি HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 ঘন্টা LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been আরো understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story দ্বারা thing because আপনি know it's দ্বারা me*
dear,2timer
আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি loved me
আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি cared
আপনি ব্যক্ত i was the moon in আপনি dark sky
আপনি ব্যক্ত i made আপনি হৃদয় complete
আপনি ব্যক্ত i made আপনি smile when আপনি were weak
আপনি ব্যক্ত no girl could compare
আপনি ব্যক্ত i was beautiful
আপনি ব্যক্ত i was the first real চুম্বন আপনি ever had
আপনি lied
আপনি played me
yo turned my world black
আপনি broke my হৃদয় and made me weak
আপনি fucked my so called friend
আপনি made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
আপনি cheat আপনি bastard! don't come round here again cuz আপনি fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I প্রণয় you, not! I hope আপনি like my প্রণয় letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি loved me
আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি cared
আপনি ব্যক্ত i was the moon in আপনি dark sky
আপনি ব্যক্ত i made আপনি হৃদয় complete
আপনি ব্যক্ত i made আপনি smile when আপনি were weak
আপনি ব্যক্ত no girl could compare
আপনি ব্যক্ত i was beautiful
আপনি ব্যক্ত i was the first real চুম্বন আপনি ever had
আপনি lied
আপনি played me
yo turned my world black
আপনি broke my হৃদয় and made me weak
আপনি fucked my so called friend
আপনি made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
আপনি cheat আপনি bastard! don't come round here again cuz আপনি fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I প্রণয় you, not! I hope আপনি like my প্রণয় letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun